I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa. - ThreadSky

mr-el-guapo.bsky.social•47 days ago

This is the little prick who brought down the New College in Sarasota, Florida.

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eab55.bsky.social•47 days ago

Yup. And he's the one who says we don't need sign language interpreters because of closed captioning. He's an ass.

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casias.bsky.social•47 days ago

What are "lazers" ? 🤣

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dubhcroi.bsky.social•47 days ago

What is a but hole?

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thebilldelgrosso.bsky.social•47 days ago

Hey #chrisrufo. I trust them with that apparatus than you.

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scotchwaifus.bsky.social•47 days ago

no fair I want a butthole lazer

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mcmaster.bsky.social•48 days ago

Jesus H. Christ

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kyrreteigen.bsky.social•47 days ago

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dointheneedful.bsky.social•48 days ago

I feel robbed having been born a female. I don't know what a "butthole lazer[sic]" is, but I want one now.

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zabroglexis.bsky.social•47 days ago

More like a Jackson Pollack, throw everything and see what sticks, approach, but with the horror of The Scream.

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albertoism.bsky.social•48 days ago

Pseudo Vaginas is headlining night #2 at Coachella this year.

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petrarca.bsky.social•48 days ago

Mannequin Pussy?
I LOVE them!!
https://youtu.be/A4OYERIEpYA?si=nrAUTz3vELS1VdkN

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petrarca.bsky.social•48 days ago

They suck you in with an earworm like "I Don't Know You," next thing you know you're humming along to "Piss Drinker."
https://youtu.be/iG0j8ORcY_k?si=jR4FfvVahndnmsc4

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elleq100.bsky.social•47 days ago

Wait till he finds out about the males who stay male and took over a democracy while ppl wined about trans ppl 🫢

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lobsterlend.bsky.social•47 days ago

Chris has an anal fixation.

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max.is.a.cutie.fyi•48 days ago

ben, as a former news guy, do you have any estimate on how many enemy drones were shot down with those butthole laser wielding cyborg superheroes?

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msderohanes.bsky.social•48 days ago

What do you find interesting enough about it to keep looking at it?

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cpfraser.bsky.social•47 days ago

How severe of a methamphetamine kick-back did he suffer to get all the way to “transgender butthole lasers” and putting it into a tweet?

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prossiter.bsky.social•48 days ago

I would feel so much better about things if this were true.

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therealtheoden.bsky.social•47 days ago

Butthole lazers?
What drugs are these people on so I know never to take that ?

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jsande3.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why do they hate Italians?

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handle.invalid•48 days ago

It's full of good band names, too.

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microfilm.bsky.social•48 days ago

Like a buttdial call, it's a buttwritten text for someone whose autocorrect skills are psychotic AF.

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bigbeeinfinity.bsky.social•48 days ago

This is a Stefon sketch from SNL

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bellasmommie.bsky.social•48 days ago

💯

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ratchetology.bsky.social•47 days ago

so very very weird

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j3zz-g.bsky.social•48 days ago

It's the same problem as with the Nazis at the time: Because of their ridiculousness everybody understimated how deadly serious they were.

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robbysimpson.bsky.social•48 days ago

how the hell do you satirize THAT

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nwcasebolt.bsky.social•48 days ago

Gonna have to just post it straight, I guess.

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bitwisebear.bsky.social•48 days ago

You put a border around it.

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sanity134.bsky.social•48 days ago

as an italian i always love when we're in the discourse bc it's always something fucking stupid

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danjam.bsky.social•48 days ago

@folkyourself.bsky.social @nrandio.bsky.social

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nrandio.bsky.social•48 days ago

There’s a lot to unpack here

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timesnips.bsky.social•48 days ago

Sadly, he missed his calling by "that much".

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nafnlaus.bsky.social•48 days ago

How good of an aim do the butthole lazers have? Good enough to hit flying targets? If there's a whole battalion of them, could they be be dispatched to Ukraine for drone defense?

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antinomianism.bsky.social•48 days ago

They can shit through the eye of a needle at 50 paces. It's a weapon that will surpass metal gear, itself.

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sansombalishag.bsky.social•48 days ago

"They can shit through the eye of a needle at 50 paces" is seriously Bill Burroughs stuff.

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csquared5396.bsky.social•45 days ago

Man, whatever Rufo is on must be good shit

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icassassin.bsky.social•48 days ago

The tweet in it's most perfect form:
https://bsky.app/profile/gbbranstetter.bsky.social/post/3lizqyo26c22y

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flahawkfan.bsky.social•48 days ago

And its eyes follow you everywhere. Or maybe that's the butthole lazers.

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theimmersivecoach.bsky.social•47 days ago

Come on now folks where’ve you been? Butthole lasers came to save our souls nearly a decade ago : https://nbhap.com/blog/peaches-light-in-places/amp

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dancien.bsky.social•47 days ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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ajparkes.bsky.social•48 days ago

Kinda sounds like HE fantasizes a lot about pseudo-vaginas and butt hole lasers.

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dogdadguy.bsky.social•48 days ago

It’s not smiling, Tim.

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flentrop.bsky.social•47 days ago

Nobody would ever hate an Italian. That's unthinkable.

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mere--mortal.bsky.social•47 days ago

"They hate Italians"

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hippiefromthesouth.bsky.social•48 days ago

Takes the Tucker Carlson asshole tanning to a whole new level.

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sun-sawed.bsky.social•48 days ago

Buttholes with friggin’

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mmrothenberg.bsky.social•48 days ago

What’s a butthole lazer? 😳

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gaylord.pink•48 days ago

Wow. Just... I--

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draejarrett.bsky.social•48 days ago

This is freaking hilarious!! What planet did this guy come from?

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stevemullis.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rep. Greene is going to have a congressional hearing on butthole lazers

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dfeldsien.bsky.social•47 days ago

I asked my buddy in military Intelligence if this is true and he asked me to stop saying he's in MI publicly all the time.

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itus.bsky.social•48 days ago

Having a hard time understanding where the polling data came from that polled transgender people on their views of Italians *and* LibsofTikTok.

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maxashermiller.bsky.social•48 days ago

So bleak that a solid 30% of the country would look at this and go, "Wow yes this confirms my suspicions"

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sugarcubedog.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’ll never understand their obsession with genitals of children and adults. Creeps.

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icarus3d.bsky.social•47 days ago

I always advocate that we should loudly and frequently call these folks “crotch sniffers”.

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gorman.zone•48 days ago

I sorta hear you but can't really derive any joy from it because he wields a ton of power and is saying this because he wants to use that power to kill trans people

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ulfmagnetics.bsky.social•48 days ago

truly, an instant classic

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gracieminabox.bsky.social•48 days ago

If they have the Louvre in hell, this should hang in it.

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willcluck4beer.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lazers are just zestier lasers

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drewcifer-brewer.bsky.social•47 days ago

are butthole lasers the new jewish space lasers?

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jeffmacishere.bsky.social•48 days ago

it's truly too stupid not to be 100% real.

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tanyaodebra.bsky.social•48 days ago

I would watch this movie.

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jeffmacishere.bsky.social•48 days ago

honestly, hook something up to this sad, dumb brain and generate hulu movies with it.

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tanyaodebra.bsky.social•48 days ago

I want to know what the Italians did.

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jeffmacishere.bsky.social•48 days ago

probably tried to thwart all our plans for butthole lazers, I'm guessing.

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mikeschmike.bsky.social•48 days ago

So when do they promote him to lead the VA or whatever is left?

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elayaray.bsky.social•48 days ago

I didn't know Mad Libs had a transphobe edition. Huh.

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caramalameet.bsky.social•48 days ago

We GOTTA get everyone to start calling these freaks weird again

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professorfate.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rufo sounds a little envious, a little thirsty, in that tweet

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vicramirez.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’ve been rewatching Parks & Rec so I thought of Mona Lisa Saperstein reading your tweet. It works for her too.

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tahoeboulder.bsky.social•48 days ago

I shouldn't be surprised that Rufo continues to have the reach he does. So much for just focusing on college education in Florida. He's a mash-up of Matt Walsh, Bill Ackman, Stephen Miller, Jesse Watters and some random libertarian.

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bohunkhusker.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rufo is a Pseudo-vagina 😂😂

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grant2c.bsky.social•48 days ago

At a time when it’s so hard to comprehend what people are thinking… and now THIS. Jesus is going to need new tap shoes. Oye.

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ianrobo.bsky.social•48 days ago

the they hate italians is a niche line !! is he italian by chance ha ha

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nafnlaus.bsky.social•48 days ago

He is!

It's hilarious that he's there in front of his computer trying to figure out how to word of his frustration that all the trans women he's ever tried to pick up don't like him ;)

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rowyourbot.bsky.social•48 days ago

There goes my theory that good cuisine and a day outdoors might help them.

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ianrobo.bsky.social•48 days ago

yeah so the reason is they are anti italian ... ah ... makes sense

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tildeampersand310.bsky.social•47 days ago

Because of course he is! Telling on himself with this weak pity play in this chaotically unhinged narrative. I will say that I would only deduct 2 points each for omission of aliens, lizard people, fluoride and anti-semitism.

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oneadam12.bsky.social•48 days ago

It explains the Fascism....

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dgbassani.bsky.social•48 days ago

Finds a village in Lazio that served as a pre-Auschwitz internment camp…

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dgbassani.bsky.social•48 days ago

https://primolevicenter.org/printed-matter/paper-lives/

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lizdynan.bsky.social•48 days ago

my god, how did you know?

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lizdynan.bsky.social•48 days ago

Yeah, I wouldn't talk about it much either if I very strongly identified with an ancestral clan from that village UNLESS I also had a Schindler type story.

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boneyardofnames.bsky.social•48 days ago

the grand ideologue of the new right

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generalgoodsman.bsky.social•48 days ago

could we maybe get rid of the sophisticated spying machine part? no? damn :/

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magess.secretive.name•48 days ago

has he ever written something so cringe that he didn't just post it immediately?

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meggandcheese.bsky.social•48 days ago

Who told him about the italians

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bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•48 days ago

can anyone explain to someone not on X what that newish logo -the XI- means? is it a class thing?

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ageh1.bsky.social•47 days ago

Wonder his input and food all day long..

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alech.bsky.social•48 days ago

Everyone’s focusing on the Italian part but I don’t think “butthole lazers” is getting enough discussion.

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alech.bsky.social•48 days ago

“butthole lazers”

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blowndiodes.bsky.social•48 days ago

I needed this.

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shyeahright.bsky.social•48 days ago

I needed this on a shirt.

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leecarpenter.bsky.social•48 days ago

Is that where the Jewish space lasers are installed? I sure hope so because I am half Jewish and I've been really mad lately.

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gabbklein.bsky.social•48 days ago

Ah, that would explain it. I'm Jewish, and I've been feeling a little excluded that nobody has invited me to space lase anything -- but I'm not trans.

Next lifetime, maybe!

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emceefee.bsky.social•48 days ago

I swear, these people share one low IQ brain.

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greybirdmuse.com•48 days ago

It takes world-class psychosis to invent this and commit it to writing.

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firewoman79.bsky.social•48 days ago

Some is us need pictures other need music. https://youtu.be/9mF0QBjZObw

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ldmansker.bsky.social•47 days ago

Yeah ... I get that. It's ... just ... what the hell is that? I ...

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ru-kittenme.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole Lazers

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curtismharris.bsky.social•48 days ago

These people are deranged and psychopathically creepy

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firewoman79.bsky.social•48 days ago

What did Rumi say about money? Here’s a song for them they might understand https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro

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fsherman.bsky.social•47 days ago

They hate Italians? I don't get it.

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cdbrow1.bsky.social•48 days ago

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thisuserisdumb.bsky.social•48 days ago

His tweet reminds me of the children's game MadLibs.

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bobrcopter.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole lasers sound pretty cool, actually.

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tonyvaughan.bsky.social•47 days ago

I think it really used to be an Eddie Izzard routine, in the dressed to kill era.

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paulwdawkins.bsky.social•48 days ago

This is the kind of Tweet they'll study in decades to come when trying to work out where the short circuit in humanity occurred, and also just to point and laugh.
Good lord, I had to check that it was real, and... it is.

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besecretandexult.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why, in this fantasy, do the many military companies of transfemme spies hate Italians? I want to know this so much!

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thechubbychickpea.bsky.social•48 days ago

Also, I want a butt laser. How do I sign up?

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thechubbychickpea.bsky.social•48 days ago

What in the actual eff? 🤣

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thehyyyype.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'll never be able to post this good in my life

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digitalgeist.com•48 days ago

Game respects game

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firewoman79.bsky.social•48 days ago

I put in pictures since none of them were read to enough as a child. I also have a song for them. There are multiple ways for people to learn! https://youtu.be/oDQXFNWuZj8

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charliejane.bsky.social•48 days ago

How did he know about the butthole lazers??!!

Also transfems' hatred of all Italians is a closely kept secret. Someone talked!

(BRB starting a band called the Butthole Lazers)

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lidiaferrari.bsky.social•48 days ago

Me, of Italian heritage:

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gammarae.design•48 days ago

Literal Assification through Stimulated Enraging of Rufo

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infinata.bsky.social•48 days ago

Is this what conclave is about?

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mightybattlecat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Original works or a Butthole Surfers tribute band?

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eddmacdonald.bsky.social•48 days ago

Whatever

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nwayne66.bsky.social•48 days ago

The latter, I hope.

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charliejane.bsky.social•48 days ago

Yes

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badbeard.bsky.social•48 days ago

🫡

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gamecat235.bsky.social•48 days ago

I cannot *wait* for the Good King Wenceslas cover.

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eris523.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'd expect covers of Butthole Surfers songs in the style of Daft Punk.

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brentn.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lmk when you drop your first album. I’m buying it. On physical media if possible.

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kimtc.bsky.social•48 days ago

Those Italians with their easy charisma and throwaway fashion choices. It’s infuriating!

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josephusbrown.bsky.social•48 days ago

Italophobic Butthole Lazers

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ruthwe.bsky.social•48 days ago

No but seriously what conspiracy about but hope lasers is he referring to

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justanotherant.bsky.social•48 days ago

Sticking a lazer up my butthole:

Easy.

Getting my cat to chase the lazer beam without tripping over the coffee table and dashing my brains out:

Maybe not so easy.

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kevdog.bsky.social•48 days ago

If Cyclops had a completely fucked-up power.

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marypcbuk.bsky.social•48 days ago

better than waxing?

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skippysan.bsky.social•48 days ago

The Butthole Surfers might like a word.

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barkingsheltie.bsky.social•48 days ago

Military and scientific/technological secrets are bound to be revealed eventually. We shoud let Musk know that the first human on Mars has access to fountain of youth, unicorns and Mars gold deposits. But all of these vanish if more than one human touches the surface.

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its.stonehippo.com•48 days ago

You'd think the spelling alone would have thrown him off the scent…

But no, if it involves buttholes, trust Rufo to sniff it out!

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patrickjohanneson.com•48 days ago

wait

I hate LibsOfTikTok

am I ... am I in the American intelligence apparatus now?

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tam-lin.bsky.social•48 days ago

Do you hate Italians?

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patrickjohanneson.com•48 days ago

I haven't met enough to decide

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belleofball.bsky.social•48 days ago

seye s'elpoep rehto hguorht kool uoy woh tsuj wonk reven uoy ,seil nekops yltfos ekil ,yragus dna nomannic ,sehtolc ym ni uoy llems dna spil ym no uoy etsat nac I ,swohs ti segami eht ,emit fo sdnas eht dnim t'nod I

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mc.frontalot.com•48 days ago

I know who talked
It was Giorgio
Fuken turncoat

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charliejane.bsky.social•48 days ago

Fuckin Georgio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KPC8fhf2ayQ

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neptune-cloud.bsky.social•47 days ago

Butthole lazers?

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butt-fest.bsky.social•47 days ago

New Kanye album title?

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neptune-cloud.bsky.social•47 days ago

The cover will be a butt lazer that’s pixelated

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timocracynow.bsky.social•47 days ago

Wait, this is intended to be serious?

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flightoftheskyeels.bsky.social•47 days ago

define "serious". Rufo isn't a serious thinker but he's not trying to be funny here

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bigcrazybaby.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole Lazers is pure gold.

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effeminatespaz.bsky.social•47 days ago

My butthole is a deadly lazer

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leftistfromtiktok.bsky.social•47 days ago

Especially after Taco Bell

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effeminatespaz.bsky.social•47 days ago

I've actually never encountered that issue with Taco Bell. I must be the boy with the golden rectum.

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leftistfromtiktok.bsky.social•47 days ago

Must be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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bellasmommie.bsky.social•48 days ago

Intrusive thoughts expressed openly is a conservative kink.

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jenlucky.bsky.social•48 days ago

Uh. Um. Do they *all* have brain worms? Is that what's going on? Are we trapped in a David Cronenberg movie?

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andyperfors.bsky.social•48 days ago

"hates Italians" clearly these leaks came before Luigi arrived on the scene

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dayzee634.bsky.social•48 days ago

He makes it sound like that’s a bad thing! Though I don’t understand why they hate the people who gave us pizza, and spaghetti, and the Sistine Chapel.

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jakewolford.com•47 days ago

Normally I don’t like seeing Tw*tter screenshots. But this… this is art.

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spaceager.bsky.social•48 days ago

Are the lasers directed by the buttholes or to the buttholes or both?

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kovak-vid-scene.bsky.social•47 days ago

Just because I cook my pasta 4 minutes past al dente doesn't mean I hate Italians, but it does mean Italians probably hate me

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tmgrinch.bsky.social•48 days ago

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vriderch.bsky.social•48 days ago

"They hate Italians" just makes it perfect.

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methodnull.bsky.social•47 days ago

What lasers?

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kitsparks.bsky.social•48 days ago

what a way to describe what I assume are like 12 to 15 totally normal middle aged women talking about laser hair removal

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defective-monk.bsky.social•48 days ago

I was foolish enough to look it up. You're not completely wrong. The actual threads posted read more like a bunch of people excited by new things, certainly not a legion of trans-cyborg butt-laser super-soldiers plotting to overthrow the government.

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kitsparks.bsky.social•48 days ago

if you’re blessed with butt lasers, what is there to do with them but overthrow the government?

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defective-monk.bsky.social•48 days ago

"IF butt lasers THEN revolution" was not the logical code I was expecting, but it is quite persuasive. *searches to see if butt laser purchases necessitate government employment.

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darrenm1973.bsky.social•48 days ago

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frustr8d.bsky.social•48 days ago

This made my eyes cross

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ruthaylett.bsky.social•47 days ago

Just bear in mind that being raving mad AND having the power to sack people you don't like - and later probably imprison them - makes this not that funny. Remember the N*a*zis on gays?

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christiesuzy.bsky.social•47 days ago

Me thinks Mr Rufo needs some help.

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oritheotter.bsky.social•48 days ago

We have butthole lazers????

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jayblue512.bsky.social•48 days ago

You didn’t know?

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jeannineh.bsky.social•47 days ago

And now I’m picturing a sci-fi movie where an army of trans women are across the battlefield from the enemy, and they all turn whip up their skirts, disco starts blaring, and they start twerking as lasers fire relentlessly at the enemy. I feel like it needs that shiny, tacky, 70’s sci fi aesthetic 🤔

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alexanderchee.bsky.social•48 days ago

I hope they win

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lorifreshwater.bsky.social•48 days ago

Are they going to use the spy machine to find the butthole lasers?

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alexanderchee.bsky.social•48 days ago

The people with the machine know where the lasers are.

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tonylizza.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole lasers? I don’t think they can lose.

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refunfunyadora.bsky.social•48 days ago

No...butthole laZers

Could it be automistakes?

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refunfunyadora.bsky.social•48 days ago

Like he meant to write "blazers" but, his Google keyboard got trained on his kink searches?

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tonylizza.bsky.social•48 days ago

Aw, I meant to write lazers. Damn autocorrect.

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robins36.bsky.social•48 days ago

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butt-fest.bsky.social•47 days ago

The coming war between Trans-women and Italy is going to have the best footwear.

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handle.invalid•47 days ago

The comment of the day - you win the internet.

LMAO

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angelvidz.bsky.social•47 days ago

Mama miaa!

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leftistfromtiktok.bsky.social•47 days ago

Is it bad that I can’t tell if this is satire or not?

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martinbell.bsky.social•48 days ago

The spelling of lasers.

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mmister.com•48 days ago

They're lazy lasers.

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3fecta.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rufoangelo.

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alphadaddybear.bsky.social•47 days ago

He seems a little too Obsessed with butt holes and trans vaginas

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smrtee.bsky.social•48 days ago

Feel like if you don't wash your legs you can't comment about butthole lazers...

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oneadam12.bsky.social•48 days ago

This one of their "Thought Leaders".

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handle.invalid•47 days ago

OK. I'm officially curious about pseudo-vaginas and butthole lazers.

I NEED to know what the fuck those are.

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ananas-anna.bsky.social•47 days ago

Pseudo-vaginas probably refers to bottom surgery. The actual term is neovagina.

Butthole lasers probably refers to laser hair removal. Ass hair sucks and some women (cis and trans) want to get it zapped off.

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handle.invalid•47 days ago

Aw, man. I was hoping to pick up a new kink.

I'm so bummed right now.

😉

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lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social•48 days ago

Christopher Rufo has weird thoughts.

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historysami.bsky.social•47 days ago

I once learnt to name such a confusion "A Psychosis".

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beyond-hope.bsky.social•47 days ago

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adrianbarnett.bsky.social•47 days ago

Butthole Lazers had a great second album.

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georgemeaney.bsky.social•48 days ago

We must protect the Italians from the bunghole lasers. Otherwise all our pizza, pasta and garlic bread will be socialist woke lefty DEI with pineapple and weak crusts.

And no one, not even the future Pope a Pizzaballa, will be able to save us.

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johnfsweet.bsky.social•47 days ago

It's like a Mad Libs where every blank is labeled "dog whistle" instead of, "noun," "verb," or "adjective."

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mushbeans.bsky.social•47 days ago

Lmfaoo thank you so much for this

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hebelkins.bsky.social•47 days ago

🏆

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jas-on-and-on.bsky.social•47 days ago

Dril tweets are nowhere near this good anymore

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forzasicilia.bsky.social•48 days ago

It’s the “butthole lazers” that really brings it home.

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blakeac.bsky.social•48 days ago

Are lazers FOR buttholes, or lazers that come FROM buttholes?

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hollyphantpants.bsky.social•48 days ago

Not specified

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forzasicilia.bsky.social•48 days ago

I guess it’s in the eye of the buttholer. 😂

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blowndiodes.bsky.social•48 days ago

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bitwisebear.bsky.social•48 days ago

Yes

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bikeengineer.bsky.social•47 days ago

Let me get this straight, a bigot is claiming *checks notes* “butthole lasers” are part of the “largest spy apparatus”?

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nachyocheese.bsky.social•48 days ago

I don't...what....

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eclipsemage.bsky.social•48 days ago

My reaction exactly. I'm still blinking and squinting.

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monicarooney.bsky.social•48 days ago

MadLibsOfTikTok

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monicarooney.bsky.social•48 days ago

Et voila!
https://bsky.app/profile/monicarooney.bsky.social/post/3lizxstupts2a

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starrceline.bsky.social•48 days ago

😆🤣

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unknownhost77.bsky.social•48 days ago

Do we know yet whether or not the butthole lasers are Jewish?

Also, how do you know if you have a butthole laser? I mean I don't know what happens when I'm asleep and my wife tells me it can get pretty active back there.

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sun-sawed.bsky.social•48 days ago

Is the butthole circumcised?

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sharoncstorm.bsky.social•48 days ago

🤣😂

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sandia-beaver.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can't believe this is the dude that's been getting tenured College/Uni faculty and administrators fired

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misterfungi.bsky.social•48 days ago

It’s like the voiceover at the beginning of a 70s TV show intro

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writercc.bsky.social•48 days ago

I know there's a lot to unpack here, but I'm stuck on "they hate Italians." 😕

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brewmeisterstc.bsky.social•48 days ago

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wandqueen.bsky.social•47 days ago

Dang, wish I was brave enough to put my kinks on display like this.

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distu-bert.bsky.social•48 days ago

Ooh. Tell me more about butthole lasers, please.

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stassigirl00.bsky.social•48 days ago

I can't stop laughing at that Rufo bigot I wonder if folks he says hate Italians are the ones he only sees and they keep smiling at him.

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kropotkinpetyr.bsky.social•48 days ago

Hello Scallion Sultan,

We see you are distracted by the buffoonery afoot. Please be advised that this is a deliberate tactic so you underestimate them. Some of the time.

Regards,
Customer Support

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transtasticguygus.bsky.social•48 days ago

I...I don't even really know what to do with this one...

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novowels.com•48 days ago

These people should be in charge of Netflix, not the government. (I would watch this movie approximately a hundred times)

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rkfatheree.bsky.social•48 days ago

Was he hacked?

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grumpycarpenter.bsky.social•48 days ago

It is oddly fascinating.

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bobson-dugnut.bsky.social•47 days ago

Also funny how he misspelled laser.

Rufo is top 5 punchable faces

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tarielcell.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole lazers
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away, oh-oh-oh

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mario-y.bsky.social•48 days ago

I don’t know what Christopher over there is smoking but…you know what? He can keep it. All of it

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oclsc.bsky.social•48 days ago

Yes. It's unfinished.

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mabinogi62.bsky.social•48 days ago

Naw, he has it all wrong. They aren't trans they are alien lizardmen. They use alien tech to spy on real Muricans and butthole lazers is an enhanced interrogation technique.

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tagteam66.bsky.social•47 days ago

I still want to know why they hate Italians ? LMFAOO

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theonetruejosh.bsky.social•47 days ago

too much garlic, they are allied with the vampire deep state after all

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tagteam66.bsky.social•42 days ago

AHA !!! A worldwide vampire deep state !!! They’ve found me out !!!

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boblivion.bsky.social•48 days ago

Where does he buy his acid?

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premiumsteve.bsky.social•48 days ago

For some reason I hear it being read in the voice of Mike Meyers doing Dr Evil

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fencepost.bsky.social•48 days ago

There is SO MUCH that comes from these people where the only reasonable response is "what the hell kind of drugs are you ON???"

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justwaititwillbeok.bsky.social•48 days ago

Italians??? Wow, talk about paranoid.

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4d3fect.bsky.social•48 days ago

What was he on when he posted this and where can I get some

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jels31.bsky.social•48 days ago

Well, that's a different pitch for the new terminator movie. "See they look like women, but they suck you in with their pseudo vagina and then blast you with a butt laser? I wish Freud was here to explain.

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rizzity.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can someone reformat this to look like dril

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chgordo.bsky.social•48 days ago

Butthole Lazer is what I call that gruesome chick from libsoftiktok.

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dave-duggins.bsky.social•48 days ago

A Rosetta Stone.

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skippysan.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rufo is a deranged piece of shit. And he knows nothing about the intelligence community.

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arkytior.bsky.social•47 days ago

There's enough band names in there to fill a whole festival

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arkytior.bsky.social•47 days ago

I can't tell whether it's pro or against /s

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kimmylea.bsky.social•48 days ago

Ok, I haven't been one to buy into the belief that trans women are inherently physically superior to cis women, but if they have butthole lazers? That changes things. That's way superior than just pooping

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ladelfa.bsky.social•48 days ago

Tevye: the tailor Motel Camzoil?

Grandma: no, the butthole Lazer-Wolfe

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lettersfromthewasteland.org•48 days ago

Real talk, Ben, is it not a complete farce that the New York Times has given this raving idiot so much space in their pages uncritically over the last four years?

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