BREAKING: As Elon Musk said on X would be happening, I can now report that all federal employees are receiving an email directing them to provide “approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week.”
It directs them not to send any classified information and is due by 11:59p Monday.
It directs them not to send any classified information and is due by 11:59p Monday.
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A resignation is usually initiated by an employee.
But just becuz I'm not responding to an email doesn't mean I WANT to resign.
He doesn't want to deal w/ the backlash of firing ppl becuz they didn't resound to an email.
Elon Musk “has no actual or formal authority to make government decisions himself”—including personnel decisions at individual agencies.
So either DOJ lied or Musk is full of himself.
I have 5 points,.... but I can not reveal them to you due to classification.
Grotesque.
When they say efficiency they mean fielty…
Machine learning is money laundering for bias.
Sycophantic Tone = Keep.
Dissenting Tone = Fire.
But does the answer really matter at this point?
It was productive
And sycophant af
2: Saved universe by showing up despite sabotage, threats, and malfeasance
3:Remain grossly underpaid for the relative contributions made to the daily lives of citizens
4:re bullet 1, resisted urge to join mob
5: 4 re bullet 3
Actual bullets.
Like they do in the USA.
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2. Classified
3. Classified
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I can not send classified information to an unknown and unvetted email.
Here's the address:
[email protected]
Dear Mein Fuhrer,
Here are the 5 highlights for the week
1 Monday's poop [pic]
2 Tuesday's poop [pic]
3 Wednesday's poop [pic]
4 Thursday's poop [pic]
5 Friday's poop [sample enclosed]
sincerely,
America
o U
o C
o K
o You!
Looking forward to the lawsuits filed for all of these employees.
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. (I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but classified info)
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. (I’d tell you, but then I’d have to k*ll you-type classified info)
Who elected Elon Musk King?
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I am not a federal employee but who the heck is EM that he can ask that and then fire you? He is Going to read them or have Grok do it?
OR 1-5. Helped American citizens or Kept America safe or cleaned Floors and restrooms or ??
2. America
3. 'Great'
4. Again
5. Fuck Elon
They do NOT work for him
They work for US -- for WE the People.
"What I accomplished last week:
1. [redacted]
2. [redacted]
3. [redacted]
4. [redacted]
5. [redacted]"
I feel like everyone should absolutely bombard them with whatever the hell you feel like saying.
-You don't have a government job
-You can look at my time sheets if you actually give a shit
-Eat my ass
-Eat my whole ass
1) I wept
* typed up this reply
* fed it through Nightshade
* hit send
enjoy! 😃
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom
Sincerely,
ZheyZhemington
2. Stick voodoo pins in Musk doll.
3. Set fire to Trump doll.
4. Set fire to Musk doll.
5. Confer with lawyer.
"Sorry, but I've forgotten my email password."
"My email address?"
"Yes, it's [email protected]"
1. Why is he there?
2. Supposedly he’s not running DOGE.
3. Legality?
I'd like to see what happens when non-govt employees reply, but need the header
Has real “I know what you did last summer” energy.
I’d love to know what happens when you reply.
If you’re bored and want to send them some fan mail.
Just saying.
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Golf
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Golf
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Great idea!
What about the people they have already fired/tried to fire?
This is entirely performative.
•of
•your
•fucking
•business
I’m suggest that.
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I for one am not in favor of this, this will lead to responsible people's firings and the loyalist style liars will still be employed.
So messed up. 😬
• Answered this email
• Told my manager I couldn’t do my job because I was dealing with this email
• Had two-hour meeting with manager over contents of this email
• Stared into void
For trump .... LOL No now, Not likely, he has immunity for everything he does as president trump.
Thanks to trump filling the "supreme trump court" with his loyalists before he was legally forced out the last time.
The guardrails are off trump for now.
° Defend
° Depose
° Depose
° Depose
Let's get Musk personally in front of a judge, under oath, and find out what authority he believes he has, and what evidence he possesses.
report as spam. OR
my work is classified
see ya.
So - everyone in the world could send in an email of what they did last week.
2. Contacted my attorney
3. Discussed with my attorney
4. Gave my attorney a retainer so they would be ready to act when needed
5. Fired off this response to your homework assignment
Wasting taxpayers dollars answering this stupid email from an unelected South African Fascist
Seems rude and ignorant
Will Musk, as a fed employee (?) respond with what he learned about separated powers and the 1689 bill of rights?
I’m gonna send him a list of my top 5 suggestions for new jobs for him once Tesla fails and he’s finally thrown out of the White House.
1. Inmate in federal prison
I can’t think of any others; I’ll just do one.
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