Drive one of those dumpsters through Simi Valley, CA, bedroom community for LAPD and white flight central, women'll be on it like june bugs on an August night.
I saw a CT in my kid’s school drop-off line this morning. It was being driven by an Indian housewife. Not the demo I was expecting to see behind the wheel, that’s for sure.
You just know one day one of musk’s design engineers came to him with drawings of this abomination. They looked at each other and laughed for 5 minutes. They agreed there were people foolish enough to buy this clown 🤡 car believing it makes them look rich🙄
So one of these is in the wild close up today. Unironically laughed my ass off an the super serious driver behind the wheel. It IS a joke, right? He's just fucking with us, right?
There must have been a meeting at Tesla, where someone said "let's take something really ugly from 20 years ago, and make it even uglier!"
Remember the 2001 Pontiac Aztek?
Wow in cells for incels.
Don’t they realize that their own problem is staring at them? They keep BUYING INTO A DREAM IDEA THATS NOT A THING… so they can get angry and defend it as their true feelings. As they may be, expecting women to be Hollywood and crying when they aren’t, IS A STUPID THING.
Couldn’t you just ‘say’ “it’s in the shop”. Without actually having to own one. Everyone would believe that. Easy peasy. You ain’t gettin’ any tonight.
Hell, I don't get laid all the time with exactly zero effort or expense. A man needing a cybertruck or similar extravagant asset to deter contact is lying to himself about something...things
I've always low key wondered about this end result. Did the designs just skip the marketing department. Was there focus testing data? Are there master level passive aggressive memos that have never seen the light of day. Nosy Parkers demand to know
Looks like a tank doesn't it? That's one heck of a beast! The easiest way not to get laid is don't get in a car or vehicle if you don't want to get laid! I keep telling everyone I'm not a rocket scientist!
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...Then paying a guy to make you an amazing character.
...Then showing all your streamers you're really bad at video games so what was the point in the first place, Elon
This smells of his wife cutting him off - so ideal for the modern incel pining to be a Tech Bro someday
*It's Always Sunny Theme*
In McHenry, Illinois, the Pink Roofing Company has one Painted Pink.
The incel's "mount"...
Wear Crocs!
😁
eeeek! 😬
In the winter. In the snow….
Girl: "I only want to dance with you."
Me: "Neat"
It's been nice knowing ya.
Like this one I spotted
Remember the 2001 Pontiac Aztek?
Don’t they realize that their own problem is staring at them? They keep BUYING INTO A DREAM IDEA THATS NOT A THING… so they can get angry and defend it as their true feelings. As they may be, expecting women to be Hollywood and crying when they aren’t, IS A STUPID THING.
💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
Hint: Do a google image search of "Cybertrucks and girls" and compare to "Corvettes and girls".
A. She was probably paid to promote the Cybertruck.
and
B. Ewe.
Bbq.
Ban X IN EUROPE!