All the soldiers I command
Will come rushing bang and boom!
They will start to snort and howl,
They will stamp their feet and growl.
Though it won’t be quite a whipping,
You’ll be scrubbed until you gleam,
I think it is, I think he lost control of his public image when he started using twitter to show himself unfiltered. The mask is off and he is just a middle school angry kid who is good at math.
Eh… Depression-treatment-approved SSRI drugs can also mess people up, by impairing impulse control, for example. Add benzodiazepines for paranoia and emotional volatility.
Or maybe he’s just an immature, insecure asshole who has far more power and wealth than social skills or wisdom.
Seems like if you were murdering people and kept putting the corpses in the same graveyard, people would start to notice after a while. Maybe his staff eliminate his enemies by giving them cash to sign NDAs about his failure as a serial killer?
List of enemies NOT buried in Elmos back yard:
Grimes
Chelsea Manning (cucked him)
All of his kids
Jack Dorsey (still sucks)
Those Russians who wouldn’t sell him a rocket (probably war criminals)
Zuck (still sucks)
This is what he was responding to. Like any standard-issue authoritarian, he will say he was just joking around. But of course, should one of his "enemies" post something threatening and violent like this they would likely have their account suspended. Because free speech.
Well for starters, his shoulders are way too high for good swordsmanship and he appears to be too full of himself and distracted by his ego to stand up to a determined attack.
I know that if I was thinking of doing business with a company, it would be a real plus if its owner had the habit of talking like a psychopathic super villain in public. That would fill me with confidence.
I dunno, there doesn't usually seem to be much profit in the supervillain biz. Unless you're demanding ONE MILLION DOLLARS from the UN, it's all mad science and turning people into mutant frogs
Mad science: Build a death ray to empirically test a hypothesis about how population dynamics would be affected by an instantaneous removal of a substantial fraction of the population.
This is the sort of thing that if you said in a multiplayer game lobby your own team would happily take sanctions just to TK you in turn for being so cringe.
Someone on here said their biggest conspiracy theory was that there's a real body in that car he sent into orbit and I haven't been able to get it out of my head
ah, the "high on the fumes from his jars of ketamine-infused urine" stage, lovely. sure hope he didn't snag a thermonuclear warhead from Kazakhstan or anything...
He had a response a bit lower down with "Of course, I am my own greatest enemy...no need to dig a grave for me when I'm doing such a good job myself, haha" which...he's presumably just posting that to make himself seem more likable but what a bugshit thing to post in any context
It's amazing how he straddles the lime between terminally online divorced dad and edgey 12 year old when he has more money than God and can just fuck off whenever he wants
Elon will have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. 🤪
What a poser. These socially-backward, insecure, man-child tech bro losers are cookie-cutter caricatures when it comes to their behavior. I bet he has an account somewhere with an ID like “deathknight69” or “lord_awesome_420” 🙄
Sometimes I think about having a normal morning. No need to clean out the ol portapotty. No need to search the ground for loose coins. No need for any of that.
But then I say "Hey Man. You got it easy, no need to complain"
A super-rich guy demands praise and no criticism, and threatens vengeance against any who deny him his entitlement. What’s wrong with this picture? It’s the “super-rich” part. Before he is anything else, Elon Musk is a tax policy problem. He’s not the only one we have.
I’m going to guess that by “graveyard of enemies”, he’s referring to all the people he’s screwed over in his career, and then retroactively decided that they were a threat to him.
"Hello, FBI? Yes it's me, yes ignore all that stuff you've got on me, I think this capitalist has killed lots of people. What do you mean that's a feature not a bug?"
I wonder how much of his super villain style is related to his autism.
He has so little connection with people, he’s the last guy who should be managing the global social media discourse.
It’s the same idea as a sociopath being president…
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All the soldiers I command
Will come rushing bang and boom!
They will start to snort and howl,
They will stamp their feet and growl.
Though it won’t be quite a whipping,
You’ll be scrubbed until you gleam,
And a dipping,
They will give you in the stream!
I aced it mommy. Of course I did.
Or maybe he’s just an immature, insecure asshole who has far more power and wealth than social skills or wisdom.
Grimes
Chelsea Manning (cucked him)
All of his kids
Jack Dorsey (still sucks)
Those Russians who wouldn’t sell him a rocket (probably war criminals)
Zuck (still sucks)
Basically, the rich vindictive white heterosexual male's version of a death threat. He doesn't need to make an anonymous call.
It is imperative that the US stop supporting Musk through contracts and Tesla rebates.
A psychopathic supervillain can almost certainly turn a profit.
Mad engineering: Build a death ray just because.
Mad science: Build a death ray to empirically test a hypothesis about how population dynamics would be affected by an instantaneous removal of a substantial fraction of the population.
Until then, it is true 🙂
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For him, this IS a normal morning.
Zuck: "Hey, do you wanna fight?"
Musk: "OH, MY BACK!!"
Such a fucking infant. My 11 year olds trash talk better than he does.
But then I say "Hey Man. You got it easy, no need to complain"
Then I say back "You are right dude!"
chiefs could use a guy
But we’ve known that for a while.
He has so little connection with people, he’s the last guy who should be managing the global social media discourse.
It’s the same idea as a sociopath being president…