I WILL WASH THE DISHES WHILE YOU GO HAVE A BEER. Where is my John Wayne ? Where is my prairie song? Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone ?
What a bellend this JimBobMarkWayne guy is. And why does he claim to be Cherokee??? He's like 1/128th indigenous, or so he claims, if it's not an outright lie. You just know his ancestors looked like this
Southern & southern adjacent (like OK) white people claiming to be part Cherokee is a whole thing, claims of such usually being followed by something like '...which is why I can't be racist.'
Yea same phenom is very common up here in Canada, especially out West. Many many Pretendians have been outed and ousted from teaching jobs etc. And then there's Buffy Sainte Marie 😂
They are frauds. Mark has never served. Pete was national guard, not army infantry, and never got ranger tabbed (meaning he never got thru Ranger training.)
Markwayne Mullin wanted to fight Teamsters Sean O'Brian in a committee meeting back in 2023. 🙄 Total fucking moron. IQ of a worn-out shoe. Thinks he's the shit, but he's actually just shit. 💩
He's got some kind of MMA "undefeated" designator -- a buddy owned a gym, and set up some bouts for MarkWayne with a guy who took dives for spending money, and with an absolute newbie. So li'l MarkWayne struts around and thinks he's a badass.
At first I read it as, "Markywayne" which really isn't too far off the mark given his funny little yee-haw cowboy tweet of "lay down cover fire" etc. I wouldn't even hire a plumber named Markywane let al.... oh wait, he is a plumber.
He was trying to figure out if he fits under the seat while Colorado Congress member, Jason Crow who was new to his office, was helping capital security barricade the house. Jason Crow served in the military. Mark Wayne serves himself and his bank account. Pathetic POS!
What's funny is how he's phrasing it as a fight against an external enemy.
Bro, the call is coming from inside the house. He's gonna get the axe cause he keeps embarrassing Trump and his chaos is so great it's a daily distraction.
There’s something important to remember Pete Hegserh is an odious and incompetent individual in *so* many ways. In over his head. But he actually was a decorated infantryman. That doesn’t erase his other sins (there are many).
It’s just sad that these guys are cosplaying Hegseth. They have no idea.
Oh please do Mullin. I want him gone from the senate so badly and I will campaign to replace him with a sane person. He won’t last a week, Trump will insult his business prowess or something and Mullin will bodyslam him. The guy is an honor culture obsessed, roided out jackass.
"I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate" my brother in christ, the people accidentally invited to your signal chat are not going to shoot at you
Were Ulysses S. Grant, George Marshall, and Colin Powell officers who served the United States or were they "warfighters?" What is the distinction between distinguished military service for the United States of America and being a 'warfighter?"
Nothing says I’m supporting our troops by defending the man who exposed exploit was plan on an app that can be easily hacked, sent to personal phones from a personal phone. Security is non existent. Our military personnel was put in jeopardy by this reckless behavior.
When the chips are down, your back's against the wall, and the shit has officially hit the fan, Markwayne is the man you want beside you in the foxhole.
I haven’t seen it either (the TV show) - I just meant that “warfighter” has been shoved down our throats the same way the alien term “homeland” was after 9/11. Hardly anyone ever referred to the US as “the homeland” before that. Source: me, an old person
They want the violence, but they always want someone ELSE to be put in danger. It’s so very important that people fight and die, but never important enough that they would be directly involved.
Markwayne Mullen is an idiot and just as dangerous as his buddy and entire regime. If the troops can't trust the leaders they will not perform as they should. These asshats are going to get someone killed and will do anything to gain favor from the FELON in the oval, including making stupid posts!
Kinda get whiplash listening to some of these R’s…one day their all fired up threatening the world with the greatest military ever assembled and then when it’s politically correct the military is now weak…all a bunch of frauds and traitors.
This reminds me of an old Usenet post from 30 years ago that had the sentence "I will train like a man in your private gym." I don't remember the precise context. Same vibe though.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. He sounds like that one weirdo in JROTC who always wore their uniform when they weren't supposed to and demand everyone at school salute them while addressing them as Sergeant. Little cosplaying POS.
Do you think Hegseth is spying here on bsky and it’s fucking with him? Is he asking *hic* is he thirsty enough to *hic* betray me later? Can I *hic* trust him?
For the love of God, would sometimes tell them the U.S. is not at war with anyone? But if we are, he's welcome to be the first volunteer to be the first person at the front.
Right? Like the fucker who bashed in the car window of the guy grabbed by “ICE” in Massachusetts (viral video), wearing a tactical (!) vest that said “police” on it and a gun strapped to his leg next to his crotch like a total dick. They finally get to dress up and pretend to be masculine.
Ahh, the Markwayne who never served his country, who inherited a family business, and had $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven is going to "lay down cover fire" and "expose hiimself to enemy fire." He's another wannabe!
Oh, we have our own version of this in the UK, name of Mark Francois. Talks about his time in the military like he personally killed Bin Laden in hand to hand combat but really was a part-time reservist who saw no actual combat.
Cosplay cringe… kinda wish he’d just shut his mouth and admit that Hegseth is a serial fuckup in the wrong job. Him too, but it’s not quite as hazardous to our national security.
Is markwayne trying to say here that he wants to fuck Pete Hegseth? If markwayne tweeted this about me, I would feel a little uncomfortable running into him at the office.
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Magic helmet?
Magic helmet. :/
America needs good plumbers
https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Markwayne-Mullin-22106
–Markwayne Mullen
https://apnews.com/article/senate-mullin-obrien-teamsters-fight-hearing-153e28d131973d1e10b539491c9e94a6
Just pathetic!
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/cpsprodpb/180AB/production/_122357489_gettyimages-1294933183.jpg
Also, pick one: Mark or Wayne. You can't use both. It's douchy.
He didn't enlist then, and he's cosplaying now.
Nope. Zero military experience, just stolen valor.
He is going into this “cocked and loaded”.
That’s about the sum of his cocked and loaded fantasies.
Hasn't held an in person town hall since 2017.
All hat. No cattle.
Marky deleted that line after running it by Stevie Miller...me thinks.
Don't think I would want HIM leading the charge.
“been training since 6th of January.” 😅
Pffftt.
Bro, the call is coming from inside the house. He's gonna get the axe cause he keeps embarrassing Trump and his chaos is so great it's a daily distraction.
After all, what's the point of being born rich if you can't twist things to your advantage?
It’s just sad that these guys are cosplaying Hegseth. They have no idea.
Protesters?
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/warfighter-wrong-way-define-american-service-member/
What the fuck are you even talking about?? What the fuck has broken inside your very small head??
Not tossing himself on THAT grenade…
“Combat Pilots” as well.
“Navy Seals” should definitely use their title.
https://bsky.app/profile/markhamillofficial.bsky.social/post/3lne5codbcs23
"I boldly" make another stupid mistake
I’ll lay down a ten spot that if he heard a car backfire, he’d have to go home and change his pants. 🙄
I get angry at USAID being taken apart, alliances being destroyed, and bombs sent to Israel.
I believe in power projection. But we need to work together for a better world. These jokers want fire and death.
::Locks rank with the person who put our entire nation's security at risk by simply not following Pentagon instructions::
@merriam-webster.com - can you please help here?
They’re flailing around like those elephants that find a stash of liquor and trample a village.
They always sound nuts but I think they’re peaking in a state of lunatic desperation.
The real trick in all of this is outlasting them now.
You can't simultaneously support "integrity and focus" and an incompetent, alcoholic sexual predator like Hegseth.
Both macho and suicidal.
I’ll take the over.
I, too, am incredibly impressed that America under Pete has managed to not start a new war for three whole months. Has to be a record of some kind.
Leakers and strippers are the same.Pete knows a lot about each.
Dumbfucks stick together.
Expose Himself 🫣😳😱
🙏 spare us