hey Animorphs feed! let's kick this off talking about some wild shit that happened in those books and make everyone say "what the fuck?"
who remembers when Rachel hijacked a jet and flew it into a skyscraper, but it's okay because the book was written before 9/11?
who remembers when Rachel hijacked a jet and flew it into a skyscraper, but it's okay because the book was written before 9/11?
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he crashed through windows for fun
(hello, i am nerd.)
Gundam
Handshake meme
"War is terrible and it destroys the children who fight it"
Haven't seen anyone mention the holy shit post finale letter yet & how its related to all of these what the fuck moments listed out (and holy shit what the fuck lol)
maybe you can get them to let you borrow theirs
https://www.reddit.com/r/bookbinding/comments/14hudrh/my_biggest_book/
Also Tobias killing Hitler:
Like in that timeline he drove a taxi.
Tobias: still Hitler
Woke: kill baby Hitler to maybe prevent the Holocaust
Bespoke: forge baby Hitler's acceptance to get him into art school
Also Marco is a closeted trans girl, prove me wrong.
i guess it works if you read it as David being more into murder than Jake, but still. not realistic at all 😤😤😤
also remember the book where they have to decide to use instant oatmeal as a drug weapon that condemns the host to psychosis
(I'm home convalescing with a messed up knee and I can only focus on this now. I sorry enougb to apologize for all of the replies, but not sorry enough to stop.)
I'd like a Happy Meal with extra happy as a passphrase used by evil parasites.
The "resetting the morph clock" of Cassie when she metamorphoses into a butterfly is my "lazy writing" wtf.
or the time Marco gets fully disemboweled and his android friend has to manually restart his heart?
"Let's never do that again."
contrast w/ that one time they pretended to be cleaning an office building as an assortment of large, dangerous mammals. good fun.
Tbh I didn't like how that one ended but it made for a very interesting concept.
If we're keeping in theme with zoological facts, there should have just been two Rachels for the rest of the series and that was a fact they all just had to deal with.
Good times
Non
Fungible
Helmacrons
it really says a lot about our society 😔
And "this might make you all better if you weren't born disabled".
Oh god that storyline.
the ants.
and after checking apparently it wasn't eternal torture, just "being stuck alone on a tiny deserted island in the body of a rat for the rest of his life"
Okay, so the Animorphs destroy all the Yeerk food on Earth. Big victory, right? Instead of releasing their hosts, the Yeerks execute them. Ax knows this is going to happen and just doesn't tell the rest of the Animorphs.