No, each state should get its own power tool. The New Jersey Jackhammer Massacre. The Oregon Belt-Sander Massacre. The Connecticut Weed Wacker Massacre. The Minnesota Post-Hole Digger Massacre.
I mean, come on. You’d think at least ONE other state has had a chainsaw massacre at some point. But for some reason it’s just that one family in Texas chopping them up I guess
Do the same for the Blair Witch Project. Ever ran through the woods in Alaska? Imagine doing that while being chased by an unknown entity. It doesn't even have to be woods. Colorado rockies. The great plains. Anywhere in America is 20x spookier with a malevolent entity.
Down for the Alaskan Chainsaw Massacre. Imagine the streams of crimson painted across the stark canvass of white. Endless tundra to be chased across, not a soul in sight...
TCMP6: Allagash. Synopsis: We get a blizzard & can’t get out of the driveway. (I have a disability that effects my legs so I can only clear the walkways) This MF who already has a deposit, shows up a week later to get more money-saying sorry I was in the Allagash.
with how much timber there is around here, The Oregon Chain Saw Massacre would be sick as all hell (and believable, you set that shit East, I would believe it’s a true story)
Colorado Chainsaw Massacre would just be a bunch of guys with annoying "Native" bumper stickers on their noisy implements of dismemberment while chasing people with out-of-state license plates or non-Broncos NFL team gear on.
But why? Recently in Butte County California a woman was mauled to death by 25 great dane dogs and the sheriff never charged the dog's owner with anything. We've got our own horror movie myths.
Oh I have been. Truly other worldly. No idea what the name of the town was we were in. But everything looked like we were viewing it thru a blue filter. Most of the tiny houses were abandoned. Only one store. A tiny school house. And a rodeo arena.
KS can just be a cinematic retelling of a dispatch call I got where it was a man hiding in a meth lab from the father of a girl he’d slept with the night before. 😅
Conservative joke: you know the blue states would just be a liberal using the chainsaw.
Could you imagine. He’d be like “oh no I’m a liberal” and then everyone dies. Classic
I don't know... all PA Chainsaw Massacre Movie might be a bit too much... I'm imagining a scene in Sheetz, and it hurts as they try to escape only to get a flat from the potholes.
Delaware Chainsaw Massacre just wouldn't work. The villain could barely chase anyone without running into another state or getting stuck in traffic on I-95.
I think the implement of death would vary from state to state: The Vermont Snowblower Massacre; the Massachusetts Baseball Bat Massacre; the New Jersey Beer Bottle To The Back Of The Head Massacre...
He wouldn't recognize me on here but I actually interviewed Stephen for NeconomiCon 2017 and it was a great discussion I think. So if you pop on by here, howdy Stephen 👋!
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“Ope, sorry I going to have to murder you now. You betcha it’s a new Stihl chainsaw”
I'd watch that. 😁
Starring Corey Taylor as Leatherface.
Also, please make them better than the original & II...
Also, also, I think Wrong Turn is sufficient for WV's. Just sayin'
*Slaps knees* Welp... It's time to do some murders.
I'm bringing mine in the house just in case.
Florida first...or last?
"The New York Nutcracker Massacre".
"Inspired a True Story"
We didn’t ask to be so great
😉
Fear And Loathing in Salt Lake city
Sleepless in Tulsa
Sweet Home Kentucky
there's an untapped market here
Could you imagine. He’d be like “oh no I’m a liberal” and then everyone dies. Classic
“Delaware Chainsaw Massacre”
Zero juice in that title.
Chainsaw starts up, gun shoots, end credits
Vermont Chainsaw Massacre? Sounds like a set of decorative hedges got over trimmed.
Brrrmm rmmm brrrrrmm