I had to google to check if it was real and it is. Shame on you, Aldi, you repulsive cheese perverts. I know you’ve done it for the publicity, and here I am giving you publicity, but there’s no amount of publicity that can hide the stain on your souls
Reposted from
badly-drawn bee 🐝
I think I can say, with reasonable certainty, absolutely the fuck not
Comments
However I do love dipping cheese into Tate and Lyle Golden Syrup
This is there a supermarket left I don’t have to place an embargo on ?
- enormous joy thank you
- a deep well of distraction how dare you
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
"It's not a hard cheese. It's not a soft cheese. It's a *wet* cheese."
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Who would buy it?!
Strawberry daiquiri Danish Blue?
* Not actually Marmite All Sorts, although...
We have a tradition of taste testing novelty flavors. Coke Zero Oreo ended that.
We tried twisting it in half for the Oreo contents, but that just got messy.
It's...annoyingly good.
Note 3rd review - infantilizing
Espresso Martini Wensleydale would be a shoo-in
The fact it's "Yorkshire" Wensleydale means it's probably made there at the actual Wensleydale creamery.
(What would Wallace say?)
https://www.thetakeout.com/aldi-cocktail-cheese-review-pina-colada-bellini-mart-1847527228/
Oh yeah, one too drunk to know what they were doing
Wensleydale is probably my favourite British cheese. STOP RUINING IT!