Eyewitnesses say the suspected assailant "drank an entire person-sized jar of rice wine" and went on to perform a combo that eliminated 167 executives at once.
The last even quasi-video amusement I played was Addams Family Pinball. In terms of a real game, you have to go back to Missile Command. I don't envy the reporters who would have to try to make sense of that.
Stardew Valley because it's all about being self-sufficient and off grid, manufacturing arms and ammunition, and fucking over the CEO of a big corporation.
Please shoot me into the alternate timeline where Laura Ingraham has to explain how I was radicalized by Peggle Blast on live TV with a straight face. Use Bjorn’s Super Guide to get me there (the only mod worth a damn).
Stardew Valley, city-building sims or perhaps Europa Universalis 4, though I mostly ruled the world via trade companies, colonization and raw capitalism so. Nah, they'd blame Stardew for sure.
There was that one moment in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic when I was mediating a dispute between family members but suddenly gave up and roared SLAY THEM ALL
Oh and of course “She played Dungeons and Dragons which is obv witchcraft and a path to Satanism. She used to be such a lovely girl, singing in the church choir..”
If you’re in last place, you’re more likely to get good items, and it’s horrible that that’s more fair than *gestures* so I guess we’re all just looking for a blue shell
also in Jedi Knight how I could use force choke and force push to just toss people off of ledges ((chef’s kiss)) usually while hearing them shout my name from their room down the hall
NewZealand Story because I unofficially have the world record high score on it, but the media will pick up on the game because all the CEO's are trying to buy land to build bunkers there.
"She would commonly play games where she'd murdering the local authorities and commit terroristic acts upon the police force, while desecrating the wildlife and dead"
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Perfect.
Hey, you asked.
I don't think I need to explain any further.
(Glukon bastards....)
They'll say I was inspired by some birds who were angry.
#NinjasPlayFree
you gotta be old enough for this one, lel
(Half life 2 combine, headcrabs, and zombies)
It would be like "uh yeah guys, we already had controversy about this game but for entirely different reasons"
Nothing against R. Talsorian Games, mind.
Thinking about it the media will likely mess up and say 2077.
Can't have the public knowing any TTRPG exists besides D&D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtxH414tGkA