The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to:
-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"
-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"
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I wonder what is on Stan Gerdes’s search results…
EX: Since when did wearing cat ears hurt anyone? A lot of kids do that who are neither furry nor LGBTQ.
And "litterboxes at school" has been debunked so many times, he should be ashamed.
no, no they do not
Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education or
F.U.R.R.I.E.S Act."
A whole section of my brain just went on strike after I forced it to read this.
By virtue of shared deviancy in the mind of people like him, this also links it with the LGBTQ community.
Which makes me ask: If the writer believed these so-called "Non-human behaviors" are so harmful to children, why are there any exemptions at all? CSA gets no freebie days.
It's unnecessary, and will lead to the state being sued.
They are at least exempting plays, though I'm genuinely not sure what the big difference is between the two, or between furry and D&D, or furry and kids pretending to be superheroes, which are presumably allowed
also, school plays are exempted, but I imagine if kids are hanging around outside in nativity costumes pre-or-post rehearsal it would cause issues
Now I hope my transphobic aunt moves to Texas for the cursed way she takes her pills.
She licks them up from her palm wrist to finger tip.
Also LOL at the litterbox stuff which never had anything to do with furries
I think.... it does...
How the hell are they going to stop this 🤣🤣🤣
Pffft, as if. The schools can barely afford paper products (including toilet paper), pens, pencils, and other various supplies, how many of them would be granted a budget for bentonite clay and plastic trays?
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/6/2/2101487/-Missouri-congressman-blames-abortion-for-mass-shootings-claims-guns-are-not-the-issue
- Furries were anything but harmless,
- Bullies haven’t already prevented furries from doing these things in schools for decades,
- Litterboxes weren’t for LONG-TERM LOCKDOWNS DUE TO GUN VIOLENCE.
The class:
They literally have to create problems, when they can simply let someone else do their job they clearly don't care enough for.
Also like normally, the cat/dog doesn't litter inside.
Triggered, anyway.
Like, I'm ND and gay, and I'm hyperaware of my own orifices. The fact these "men" have no self-awareness, and yet still manage to feel entitled is beyond me!
Nice of him to tell others what they can or, in this case, can not do.
Why not propose a bill to make it illegal to steal cars. That would eliminate auto theft full stop. A far more disruptive daily event than Furries.
On second thought… let’s not.
https://www.beaumontenterprise.com/z-archived-entertainment/slideshow/The-30-best-Texas-high-school-mascots-123804.php
"(B) a personal or outward display, except during a school play 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘵, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human"
they really think there’s kids out there that have had operations done to look more like an animal?
I didn’t think it could get more ludicrous than “they’re transing your kids at school” but here we are.
Under clause C: Meowing, etc seems like it is still actionable?
I've not dug through the full text.
Is that a problem? Should I have not done that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7e_qK-OmE&list=PL8vAvnjHeJNtA1zwSGVzv13XxBrdfefBL
How’s the lower grocery and housing prices on day one promise going?
(Note: some parts of the text of the proposed law is actually gibberish. As in, not possible to parse as a series of logical meanings.)
Litter works almost as well, and can be bought in bulk for less.
(Disclaimer that this is not about anyone specific but rather about the way so many people like this point fingers while housing predators)
I guess this is one of the more important things. 🤦♂️
Automatic doors are still legal.
When will the matriarchy come? WHENNNN???
That is the largest reason why arabs/muslims hate them so much, more than just religion.
That's it.
Y'know, like firearm discharges in schools. Kind of a bigger problem than someone with a collar.
Christ, Stan, were you born 40 years old?
They do know that litter boxes in schools is not a thing, right?
You know. The site of the most infamous school shooting in US history.
I have hand crafted historically accurate leather armor. I will make you the shiniest gods damned scales out of my speakeasy costume shop when Furhibition starts.
...Probably more of them have costume armor...
(okay, yes, you had questions)
Republicans are behaving like beasts, so why restrict others?
(To be fair, there was some confession about it all later: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/how-i-convinced-libs-of-tiktok-to )
Also like normally, the cat/dog doesn't litter inside.
Shitting their pants like a Krasnov.
Triggered, anyway.
Just cosplaying at being concerned.
You are a wonderful person, you are the owner of the compassionate heart
Thanks for your cooperation and support for us ❤
Inhuman encouraged
Tails😳😂!! Does this mean I can’t be a mouse for Halloween anymore?
and "leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" is just the politicians making the law calling their own sexual interests out to the world right there
https://bsky.app/profile/bro-laren.bsky.social/post/3kbhane7i3x2p
(once exclaimed by a miserably failed art painter, born in Austria)
Texas is so so so dumb.
RIP to the goth/scene communities, I guess.
This is what you get when women don't like you and you've sworn off pornography; truly weird shit.
My guess it was supposed to be 'schools'.
Bit redundant due to 'Education' but it's triggered my autism, so I had to say something.
We live in the stupidest timeline
https://youtu.be/lO5whVmmJ_g?si=CSJ-iY6JOs7_9tFr
Hey, I guess that's one way to actually get the cops to enter the school during a shooting...
Brb putting my stone tools away.
They have never met a child.
(I realize that actual courts are capable of understanding when something is just a typo and interpreting accordingly.)
So all domestic cows are now humans.
Actually maybe they do in Texas. I dunno.
so like this bill just straight up would make it illegal to do anything considered "weird"
Mine is not out of line.
Gives me a giggle when I see some white supremacist crowing about his purity.
Fuck this government, man
https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w
WAIT WAIT WAIT we can get tails attached surgically now?
For an issue that they completely made up
all bullshit all the way down
A completely invented moral panic designed to make it okay to demonize and scapegoat minorities more
Fuck off already jeez
I thought the BoRdEr CrIsIs WaS oF PaRaMoUnT iMpOrTaNcE 🖕
"double whammy of both the biggest strawman i've ever seen and the biggest infringement of free speech i've ever seen in a proposed bill"
proposing a bill entirely based on a lie, to this degree, is fucking pathetic and warrants getting boo'd
There must be video somewhere of Gerdes dealing with a condiment spill.
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/tennessee-school-officials-no-we-did-not-give-litter-boxes-to-students-identifying-as-furries
There never have been any litter boxes in school and how are they going to penalize children for the other stuff?
As for licking oneself??? Wtaf?
This is a bill aimed at children..
Instead of keeping pedophiles like LibsOfTikTok out of schools, they want to ban shit that isn't even real.
https://time.com/5658266/colorado-district-kitty-litter-buckets-lockdowns/
That's what this is basically saying.
Barking, hissing, wearing car ears is a form of expression, get the right lawyers and you can sue the crap out of them.
Old saying: "You can't fight city hall." Ohhh yes you can, hold them accountable.
but i guess imagination bad for those against critical thinking.