Dear @jcsalterego.bsky.social
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
But some quantum error of internetting made me see this, and you've just made a powerful enemy.
Fear me and rue this day.
When I was in n high school, there was a trend where girls would show up to school dressed up as babies in giant baby pj's and suck on a baby bottle full of Robitussin.
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I named it “Bromenclature” and Brobotussin was on there along with classics like Brobocop and Brosie Bro Brahnell.
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
But some quantum error of internetting made me see this, and you've just made a powerful enemy.
Fear me and rue this day.
Might solve a lot of the world’s problems
Triamenic
That is all.
Thank you both
It will need an online only subscription model
Is this post you volunteering as a Tribute Influencer?
jerry is robitussin for robots
Cuz their health ain’t bussin
Give em Brobitussin
*points & stares at all you babybros*
*looks in mirror*
Oh.
Or manpons
Liked it when the original comment came up lol
They still sell it even after that news broke .
so-sobitussin
i just went and saw everyone else was way funnier than me in their replies
ROBROTRIPPING i mean come ON that shit is winning
Growbitussin?
Making MANLY MAN version of things is well-explored area.