good news everyone, climate change is continuing to worsen unabated and fascism has completely broken containment but at least 2025 comes with a *checks notes*
... Glenn Greenwald sex tape.
... Glenn Greenwald sex tape.
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Oh, wait. Climate chance was not even on the table.
Freaking idiots in charge.
That’s never happened before!
And Trump doesn’t like it!
How is that not a plus?
At least we have The OBGMs https://youtu.be/AYwA1y-g9Jw?si=LS8yoc8ppEpvN202
Best punk is comin' out of Canada and Japan.
I scrolled past something about that earlier, but my stupid millennial brain has been so addled by drugs and absurdism that I assumed it was a joke.
We'll find Barron and Melania have done incest pr0n.
Also, you need a guest whose name, the mere mention of it, brings up the disgust necessary to match this tape. I've got a suggestion and you're gonna hate it: Roseanne Barr.
Why are so many people trying to trick me into accidentally googling a sex tape instead of offering a crumb of context?
*I wish I didn’t.
Okay so we've got special forces guy blowing up a cybertruck in front of a Trump hotel, then, suprise, BigBallz having write access, pivot to will they/won't they tariffs and the concentration camp b plot, then we steam it up with some Elon and Greenwald sexy time
The shame!! lol.
What do they think they’re free?
I did didn't I? Oh shit I can still read and now I want to vomit
Stretch goal:
Katie, Cody, Robert, and Sophie at a table. R & K enthusiastically discussing shenanigans; C & S looking demoralized. Jonathan is also there.
This is gross... You're horrible and gross.
JFC, what kind of asshole does this shit?!
You are a monster.
*the pee tape
https://tinyurl.com/28fjmc2w
Keeping food down is proving to be quite challenging these last couple of days 🤢
to the -wald
til sweat drips off his balls