god the way i will lose my mind if ANDOR season 2 has even more scenes of imperial bureaucratic squabbling
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Andor: “we’ve managed to hack into the imperial comms network, listen…”
*static and crackles*
“…the budget for the 4th quarter does not meet the projections as outlined in the MOA for the force design update for the death trooper squads, especially with the Senate’s CR for the next FY…”
*static and crackles*
“…the budget for the 4th quarter does not meet the projections as outlined in the MOA for the force design update for the death trooper squads, especially with the Senate’s CR for the next FY…”
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That's not the reason most people liked it, of course.
The problem here was Andor was legitimately good and original. The toxic fandom thrives on mediocre SW and blaming it on woke.
Well, we still need to budget and allocate....
I mean, R1 and Andor were awesome, but pulling from the same well over and over is gonna kill the well.
Uh, No! No imperial squabbling!
https://youtu.be/uqNxUPlGotU?si=oqVg1v1ZttRPoWoB
If you find yourself liking these shows, search your heart and you’ll discover you don’t really like Star Wars very much.
Nah, just kidding. If you like Andor more than other Star Wars stuff it’s because you’re getting old.
*cue final credits*
Amateurs tal tactics.
Pros talk logistics
https://g.co/kgs/BCukTnK
I'm so worried the internal conversations went like:
Director: This was the highest quality art and most critically acclaimed Star Wars show Disney has produced!
Disney: Our worst Twitter fans said they want more laser fights. Next season get rid of everything but laser fights.
"Sir, my esteemed colleague there is trying to smuggle out blatant communist propaganda under our very aegis!"
"Sir, while I appreciate my compatriot's attentiveness, I wonder if he should have attended his slate of Marvel flops instead?"
“….Senator, we run ads.”
“I see.”
They showed how fragile the whole artifice of an "empire" really is; how paranoid the people who run it are because they feel the weakness of their position.
And how very up-their-own-ass fascists get when they are convinced they're the most clever people in the universe.
https://alexanderwales.com/instruments-of-destruction/
“Senator Jar Jar Binks sat drinking a cup of coffee and going over his notes for his next meeting…”
The Imperial Defense Contract Audit Agency.
(Although seriously, I hear there are MAGA Star Wars fans who think of *themselves* as the Rebels in this timeline. Which, hoo boy, big nope.)
Request denied, duplicate ticket already exists in the backlog.
Adult me: “Logistically, how is this even possible? Where do you get the resources to put this together so quickly? How to you build a floating planet?”
1. What is it like to live under an authoritarian regime? What motivates a resistance? How do they coordinate with sources of funding and build a strategy to overthrow things?