You know what I’ve been saying about mediocre Twitter-brained pundits coming over to Bluesky, realizing they’re no longer King of Shit Mountain, and spectacularly melting down while emitting hag-fish like slime as a defense mechanism
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twitter poster’s madness, which is even more aggressive than bluesky poster’s madness
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And link where I got the pics from: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/avG54gY8mT
Also, Dannui you made me cackle right out loud!
https://ewewgross.blogspot.com/2006/03/hagfish-slime-scones.html
In the event that the very idea of eating a hagfish isn't enough of a deterrent for predators, the sudden explosion of buckets-worth of sticky, nasty slime all but guarantees that everyone looks elsewhere for lunch.
If they were actually here to have discussions, they wouldn't get blocked the instant they opened their mouths.
discussion on the other hand is intended to actually be productive
Someone naming their account "ultramaga24", or "killdoctors," (2 real-world examples) they aren't here to do anything but screech, drop their pants and shit on the table, and then jeer when onlookers are shocked or upset about it.
FFS, these people need to lighten up and tell a poop joke. Post a cat picture or a photo of their lunch or something.
Both capable of producing slippery stuff
Happy to see more of the Twitter-brained lose their minds here, I've been missing that for a bit.
But maybe he's blocking everyone that subscribes to any of the lists he's on?
But she was not having it - just suffused in not today Satan vibes😂
This is my only pedantic correction ever on Bluesky, and I think it was worth it
I haven’t heard of this before but it’s fascinating
don't recall if any of the coverage at the time explained where the hagfish were being delivered to, or why
Someone should use that in a horror movie
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsif.2018.0710#:~:text=Our%20main%20conclusion%20is%20that,engineering%20similar%20bioinspired%20material%20systems.
This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time 😂
I have questions
First, how do they have sex?
🤔
🤣
I’m terribly gullible 😂
Hear me out…
Instead of conventional or nuclear bombs, hagfish slime dropped over the Russians in Ukraine
I think I’m going to start a hagfish farm
Anyone want in?
Kickstarter pending
😂
1. "Hey, I'm here now/back again. Place still fucking sucks. Follow me~"
2. "... ... ... Why are the plebs not flocking to my rage bait like on Twitter? This place fucking sucks."
3. *Toxic pissbaby meltdown*
*passersby, wearing earbuds, do not notice him*
MSOSC: YOU'RE ALL CENSORING ME RIGHT NOW!
Yeah, 'cause that's what my ignoring some asshole is doing..m censoring them.
These fucking clods wouldn't know censorship if it redacted all over them.
🤣
idk otherwise I don't strongly disagree with any particular point.
Long may BlueSky make my browsing far more enjoyable!
If it's going so very swimmingly then why. are. you. here?
For certain people, it's apparent that to not have a devil to provoke, overpower, upset or rise up against is to have no cause at all.
Are they complaining about deplatforming? Because they're not even having that happen. They're still on the platform.
What they don't like is others exercising _freedom of association_ and choosing not to associate with them.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect they might have some sort of ulterior motive... an agenda if you will that is at odds with their stated intentions...
😀
Why are so-called libertarians so obsessed with injecting themselves into other peoples lives
Right.
That was an easy block.
It’s such an efficient marker for assholery.
And as I’ve blocked loads of minor accounts, their flying monkeys don’t appear.
Their networks are being frustrated. 🥳
This, IMHO, is not a bad thing.
If I could do it twice, I would - anyone appropriating the Japanese name for "The Honored Emperor" really annoys the heck out of me.
As soon as I blocked one, another popped up.
I reported the last one.
We'll see if it continues. It was coordinated & I'm a small potato.
Easy to spot , plenty of good people to interact with
And , yes I love a cute puppy in the morning
(I am totally okay with that!)
But intellectually we know that the silence is even more hurtful.
but also it would be a killer name for a blocklist
Print that out on a motivational poster plz.
Fortunately/sadly there are already enough of them that there are decent blocklists out there tho I'm still mostly "bespoke, precisely targeted blocks of these shitbirds".
they can post whatever they want. I just don't wanna see it. so I won't look.
"Follow me, I need to get to # of followers before I'll leave Twitter and I don't understand most of my Twitter followers are bots."
If they rely on a following to validate themselves, what do they really have to offer that you might be interested in.
(*I* shouldn't do this, because it would freak me out if my follower number were really 40 times what it is.)
It’s so amusing
Also if it drives Seth crazier, worth every penny.
Off to find the hag-fish list...
#neverforget
(not that I want to!)