The Bluesky Swear Word Visualizer is absolutely amazing (and is that Matt Berry's voice?) swearsky.bagpuss.org - ThreadSky

nicestuff.bsky.social•94 days ago

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nicestuff.bsky.social•94 days ago

Hilarious

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mithras.bsky.social•94 days ago

I feel like we need to get Jason Mewes and David Della Rocco to stress test it.

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islandofreil.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is Peter Capaldi erasure

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mithras.bsky.social•94 days ago

You're absolutely right.

Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker would be a fantastic third choice to stress test it.

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

PACK YOUR SHIT

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peacewind.aero•94 days ago

This made me smile. I needed that smile.

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eustace.link•94 days ago

I made a vastly inferior version of something similar a while ago. 🙃

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roaddancer.bsky.social•94 days ago

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bexrousse.bsky.social•94 days ago

📌 OMG 🤣

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elby812.bsky.social•93 days ago

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fyntthedruid.bsky.social•93 days ago

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seraph7953.bsky.social•93 days ago

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504spyboy.bsky.social•94 days ago

Wut?!📌

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cheeserantsalone.bsky.social•94 days ago

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runatroy.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yes.
Yes,
Yes!

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keeleyyy.bsky.social•94 days ago

That is hilarious.

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yakhappy.bsky.social•92 days ago

Well worth a few minutes of listening, but really? Boobs and tits are swear words? I thought George Carlin already settled this.

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jodiesattva.bsky.social•94 days ago

TIL the word, "quim."

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beccarito.bsky.social•93 days ago

@musinggypsy.bsky.social : Now this was worth moving over for! Howl!!!!

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fnmat.bsky.social•94 days ago

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amosnic.bsky.social•94 days ago

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imdmingyour.mom•94 days ago

Neat toy! Unfortunately the first skeet I tapped on took me to a misogynist but I blocked them. So it worked out in the end

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libell.bsky.social•94 days ago

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robstarlight.bsky.social•94 days ago

Wow. Inventive. "Hey siri, open the BlueSky Swear Word visualizer." *While I'm driving*

"Rolls down Windows and Turns up Volume to max"

Looks next to me at staring Driver at stoplight.

Me: *yells* "I have Tourettes."🤷‍♂️

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dragnflite.bsky.social•94 days ago

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dragnflite.bsky.social•94 days ago

That has to Lazlo's voice. Berry is perfect for this.

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madeofmonsters.bsky.social•92 days ago

I came here to wonder about that! it sounds like berry to me

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erikhoffner.bsky.social•94 days ago

Can I haz Nadja version, that lady swears better than Lazlo

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dragnflite.bsky.social•94 days ago

She is my fav. My husband and I both say Jeffff whenever there's something underwhelming going on. No one else but us seems to get it but us.

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mech0t1.bsky.social•92 days ago

Jesssk ;)

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duck2022.bsky.social•94 days ago

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emmagl.bsky.social•93 days ago

@rosannawregor.bsky.social I think this is right up your street!

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rosannawregor.bsky.social•93 days ago

Thanks Emma! Am I meant to take that as a compliment?! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔🤣

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emmagl.bsky.social•93 days ago

A f**king compliment!

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rosannawregor.bsky.social•93 days ago

1-0! You win! 🥇

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timb07.bsky.social•94 days ago

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newseye.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is exactly the kind of partner app we were promised with Bluesky.

Tears in my eyes.

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jemmscee.bsky.social•94 days ago

@drjaydrno.bsky.social
I thought you’d get a kick out of this. You could probably contribute, too.

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drjaydrno.bsky.social•94 days ago

My goal is not to swear on the ‘Sky. 🤣

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jemmscee.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh no, Jay! Are you OK? Hey, that site can do the swearing for you.

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happypickle.bsky.social•89 days ago

Love it!

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simulflow.bsky.social•93 days ago

Hahaha!!!

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acidcorbyn.bsky.social•92 days ago

I had it playing and my phone went to sleep, opened it up unthinking an hour later and the effing and blinding immediately resumed and I can’t stop laughing

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grandana.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh what??!!! I am so in!!

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tigwyk.tv•94 days ago

omg I'm totally gonna forget I have this running and join a zoom call

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notjustdave.bsky.social•94 days ago

No way 'boobs' is a swear.

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binaryape.bsky.social•94 days ago

The list seems to have been selected by a nun

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notjustdave.bsky.social•94 days ago

Certainly some kind of prude.

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modreplica.bsky.social•94 days ago

Thank you for this. It plays in complete harmony with my background thoughts.

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johnhudgens.bsky.social•94 days ago

Sure sounds like him to me...

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philsl.bsky.social•94 days ago

And the point of this is? 🤷‍♂️

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elrubino.bsky.social•93 days ago

Pure joy.

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philsl.bsky.social•93 days ago

OK. 😊🍷

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faineg.bsky.social•93 days ago

it’s funny Philip

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philsl.bsky.social•93 days ago

Ok. My humour must be a little off today then.
If it makes some people laugh and cheers them up, happy days. 🤣🍷

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shadowhawkx.bsky.social•93 days ago

No shit? Wow...

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shanahstone.bsky.social•94 days ago

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astill73.bsky.social•93 days ago

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bornonagreenlight.bsky.social•94 days ago

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katzenfinch.bsky.social•94 days ago

My dog was giving me quite the quizzical look once that got going

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beamsandbows.bsky.social•94 days ago

Mine too 🤣

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chimaera.bsky.social•94 days ago

Bluesky: Giving Us The Tech We Need Now

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conmom222.bsky.social•93 days ago

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quioui.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh, I hope it is.

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iggdawg.com•93 days ago

I do hear some Matt Berry in there too, and that only improves on what's already flawless.

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petree09.bsky.social•94 days ago

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willerstorfi.bsky.social•94 days ago

not Matt Berry

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aitormg.bsky.social•94 days ago

Gold

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refitman.bsky.social•94 days ago

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petraphoenix.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is strangely delightful

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geekygirlytomboy.bsky.social•94 days ago

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rfrancissmith.com•94 days ago

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janmoleski.bsky.social•93 days ago

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robcruickshank.bsky.social•94 days ago

This reminds me of being The Guy Who Knew How To Set Up A Broadcast Delay at the TV station, and I got to go to meetings where lists of words were compiled. (Unlike MTV in the states, MuchMusic was live straight to air for 8 hours a day no delay, and it went fine until someone said "puppy fucker".)

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cannibal.holiday•94 days ago

I got a kick out of Canadian TV allowing swearing after kids' bedtimes.

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smadin.net•94 days ago

I'd say it needs better Scunthorpe filtering, but it's actually very funny to see a bubble with "twat" floating by, click it, and the skeet in question contains the word "smartwatch"

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cadburymoose.bsky.social•94 days ago

Or this road sign?

3:O)>

59.098°N 3.274°W

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islandofreil.bsky.social•94 days ago

All I could think of...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2xUIEW7oo

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macali.bsky.social•94 days ago

I’m crying with laughter. 😂

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robcruickshank.bsky.social•94 days ago

I actually bought something recently that was made in Scunthorpe and it was weird to think of it as a real place.

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yomo42.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is decidedly a feature, not a big xD

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nparoubek.bsky.social•92 days ago

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sidewaysview.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is funnier than most comedy specials.

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tiggrum.bsky.social•91 days ago

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crowquill.bsky.social•94 days ago

MATTTT!

My Muse!!!!

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a-lyric.bsky.social•89 days ago

A lot of people feel a little better now ;-). But strewth, what a boring list. Are there no codswallopers out there with any imagination?

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topcorner.bsky.social•93 days ago

😆😆😆

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zenhussy.bsky.social•94 days ago

brilliant!!

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mistermammoth.bsky.social•92 days ago

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

FAINE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

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vexedfluxation.bsky.social•92 days ago

There's something really soothing about watching all the little curses floating by. I love it.

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reverendjesus.com•92 days ago

I count 39 so far.

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reverendjesus.com•92 days ago

whoops: spunk. 40.

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reverendjesus.com•92 days ago

jizz & gash make it 42

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tkarnos.bsky.social•94 days ago

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beaverstanacct.bsky.social•94 days ago

I am very glad I didn't click on this during a boring work meeting.

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crowquill.bsky.social•94 days ago

😂😂😂

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cnohner.bsky.social•94 days ago

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spoonbill.bsky.social•94 days ago

Mustn't forget this one;
https://youtu.be/kOn56F6BaAY?si=dHS4QDDE7GqM9U41

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savoury007.bsky.social•93 days ago

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drheadgear.bsky.social•94 days ago

I haven't seen a proper use of arse yet, it's all words that have arse in them in a completely benign manner - most of them Spanish. Fucking arse.

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lilsausagefactory.bsky.social•94 days ago

Arsebiscuits!

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lyndawoolard.bsky.social•93 days ago

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intheruins.bsky.social•94 days ago

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astrotter.bsky.social•93 days ago

The occasional cheerful "willy!" really makes it for me

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info-monger.bsky.social•92 days ago

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funranium.bsky.social•94 days ago

Thank you. I needed this.

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max1james.bsky.social•84 days ago

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staceroo.bsky.social•93 days ago

Saving it for later

And also now

And also later

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hoonofthe.day•93 days ago

I love everything about this.

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neurospark.bsky.social•93 days ago

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neurospark.bsky.social•93 days ago

Well that’s cathartic lol.

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lizerrata.bsky.social•94 days ago

I knew this was the place for me

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planetmenace.com•92 days ago

I'm actually finding some pretty good follows through this.

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josepho.bsky.social•92 days ago

Willy!

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craigthomler.bsky.social•94 days ago

Fantastic - can the maker add audio?

Would love it to read as it goes… with a variety of voices :)

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mpk23.bsky.social•93 days ago

It's beautiful....

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infidelatheist.bsky.social•93 days ago

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daskwire.bsky.social•93 days ago

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laramide-orogeny.bsky.social•91 days ago

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nicknobbe.bsky.social•93 days ago

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catinvirginia.bsky.social•93 days ago

📌 Thank you

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bug-luvs.bsky.social•93 days ago

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kazzdee.bsky.social•94 days ago

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jonathanwingdings.bsky.social•94 days ago

fucking limited vocabulary people have

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ctkatz.bsky.social•94 days ago

I blame our shitty education system and the twats who let it get that way.

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pahfoh.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is so awesome.😂 For a sec there I thought they were bugging my car this morning.

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siyahamba.bsky.social•93 days ago

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pencreed.bsky.social•93 days ago

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divewmn.bsky.social•93 days ago

You have made life bearable again!!!!

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cofreddawn.bsky.social•94 days ago

I love this so much! And I'm excited to be a contributer.

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ajlzarychta.bsky.social•94 days ago

Is it in real time? Because that was hilarious.

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

Not only is it real time but you can click the swears and go to the skeet it's from

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ajlzarychta.bsky.social•94 days ago

GLORIOUS.

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

The author is elsewhere in the thread

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geoshanz.bsky.social•92 days ago

This is so innovative and (hilarious)! 📌 I don’t swear much on the socials, but this made me giggle.

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hdcshah.bsky.social•93 days ago

This needs to start searching for other languages obscenities. Ya know, to broaden our horizons.

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hdcshah.bsky.social•93 days ago

Willy!

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sojaya.bsky.social•94 days ago

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rwmartin.bsky.social•94 days ago

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gottriplets.net•94 days ago

This is exactly what I needed and didn't know existed. Thanks!

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heymarshmallow.bsky.social•94 days ago

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wetoune.bsky.social•93 days ago

this is so good

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laurainalabama.bsky.social•94 days ago

That’s hilarious!

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drhmaclean.bsky.social•94 days ago

Love it 🤣🤣

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olthwaiteeric.bsky.social•94 days ago

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avenger280.bsky.social•92 days ago

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hushuo.bsky.social•93 days ago

I love this, but it does show that we really should be more creative and diverse in our cussing.

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bagpuss.org•94 days ago

This is simply my voice and I am truly fascinated (and slightly humbled) that people seem to think that it is Matt Berry 😅

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faineg.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well done!

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

Wait, REALLY‽ Damn dude you won the voice lottery

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catfort.fightins.online•94 days ago

HOLDUP there's sound too?? I thought that was a flight of fancy to punch it up because seriously what isn't improved by Matt Berry and @bagpuss.org (pleasure to make your acquaintance), WHY ISN'T THE SOUND PLAYING ON MY PHONE

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bagpuss.org•94 days ago

Haha it's not Matt Berry! 😅

Do you have your phone set on silent mode by any chance?

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catfort.fightins.online•94 days ago

I checked, and put the volume Dangerously High but no dice. I'll have to try from my full size computer, these pocket ones are too dodgy 😅

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reverendjesus.com•94 days ago

Aw 😢

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bagpuss.org•94 days ago

Hmm... the only problem I am aware of is that iPhones with silent mode switched on won't play any sound from the site, nomatter what the volume is set to.

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