At least in national politics, US "left" is Europe _center_ on the Conservative end. Also points on blaming the issue on bodily functions of women, rather than the issue: Complete lack of understanding, and lack of willingness to understand anyone different from own caged shell. Bad direction 🚧
“Cuckholding the spirit” sounds like a song on a punk rock album. Maybe if it had American in there like “Cuckholding the American Spirit” or something.
If she's not pretending to like it, if she's not rolling her eyes when you suggest a fuck, if she isn't checking her emails while you pound away, you're being cucked.
Dammit.
I thought I was giving my partner the same pleasure as when my dick is sucked.
Who’d have thought it was all a plot by the leftist, woke, feminist cabal? Those sneaky women wanting equal rights in the bedroom and outside it.
These kinds of opinions form when you try to cure 10 back-to-back concussions with carbon monoxide and black mold therapy. Neoconservative brains must look absolutely crazy
These people think everything makes you gay. Being straight makes straight guys gay somehow, I’m sure. I don’t doubt that every time I get hormy for my wife, or have sex with her, I get just a little bit gayer.
Isn’t the better question, “is it gay to admit you’ve never been with a women, in any sense, whatsoever, at all, not even a little bit, and you’re crowing about it?”
Ergo, women who fellate are really just wanting to be guys and men who allow/encourage that are fantasising about being pleasured by a guy?
OR...
screwed up beyond all redemption?
New come on line just dropped:
Hey, ladies ... I love beer, football, and pussy ... so you know, perfect liberal loving the fluids and exercising that cuckold spirit.
These are the same dudes who think it’s gay to wipe your own ass, and instead go around with stankass and leave skid marks in their Fruit of the Looms.
It's wild because these guys have a conniption fit when radfem lesbians say all heterosex is rape but then you ask them to describe what sex IS and it's like "uh, well for one thing you can't do anything the woman wants you to"
OTOH saying that there's a thousand year prohibition against things should come back.
A thousand-year prohibition against putting lettuce on cheesesteaks
this reminds me of the post - very much in fun - that formulated that it was impossible to watch porn that wasn't gay porn, because the only porn that didn't show a dude having sex was lesbian porn, which..... also gay. therefore if you watched any kind of porn it meant you were gay.
Any mf with this piss-ant vocab has the game of a crypt corpse & can't ever seem to understand why their awful attitude drives people away like the plague.
"I have a theory about vaginal fluids and estrogen, hear me out here, let's say you swallow on average 5ml giving oral sex, next we need estimates fo..."
men on the left gone down on women more. some might look at this and think it’s because maybe they also care about their partner having a fulfilling experience. but no…vaginal estrogen absorption
Every day a new flavor of "I hate that I am sexually attracted to women because they are whole human beings and not just convenient receptacles I can use for release" style misogyny emerges and I am constantly in horrified awe
Baffled that there are all these dudes confidently and enthusiastically stepping up to the podium with whatever version of “Damn right I have NEVER made a woman come!” their little brains have cooked up for them.
Is there, in fact, a prohibition on this somewhere that I’ve never heard of? I was raised in a fundie faith and it never came up. Also I’m fairly sure that the Song of Solomon has verses which are seen by some experts as praising it. I just googled it but all the links are religious in nature.
If cunnilingus makes a man gay, what does fellatio do to a woman? Does it make her gay, too? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that if a man started sucking dick, people would say he's gay.
It's starting to look like having sex makes you gay, no matter who does what to whom.
Nope, not giving up our grilled cheese sandwiches.
If the right-wing haters want them, they can make their own, if their mom trusts them to use the stove safely.
If we work things right we can get grilled cheese, also. Maybe we tell them cheese and browned butter is "estrogenising"? Browning butter was invented by the French and is therefore inherently gay?
yeah. and people who aren't paying much attention don't realise that the people they're shouting about are just trying to ignore them and have a nice lunch.
The back and forth hot takes between “only beta leftists give oral” and “women aren’t dating conservative men and this is a problem” while never squaring the two is so stupid
DM voice: you summon the spiritual lesbian an ethereal creature with an appearance of your choosing who does 4 d6 saphhic damage to any hostile creature that moves within a 12 foot circle of influence
I don't know which of the two I like better: "estrogenizing the body" or "cuckolding the spirit". Also wtf weird WH40K fanfic has he been reading where there was a "thousand year prohibition"?
So...these dudes loudly and proudly refuse to go down on women and also refuse to wipe their asses (cuz it might be gay.) And then for some reason they have trouble getting dates.
There was an "ejaculating emasculates you because you're giving away your manly seed" thing for a while, I think @goingmedieval.bsky.social has an article on it
I was invited to join a semen retention Facebook group and I confess I accepted and have stayed in it, out of sheer morbid curiosity. It is WILD and not a little (accidentally) homoerotic.
There's a beautifully done comedy routine by Steve Hughes (NZ comic) about how having sex with women is gay, because they're all soft and smell nice - a REAL man would bang Alan, who's covered in diesel.
That's... an opinion that someone has, apparently.
The degree to which "feminine" in any real sense gets equated with "weird and bad" would be funny if it didn't have so many awful real-world consequences.
I remember learning about pseudosciences like spontaneous generation & phrenology. People used to do the best they could with the limited education/information available at the time. But this guy? No excuse for (very probably) believing you can “make rats” by piling hay in the SW corner of a barn.
The goalposts have been moved so often in so many directions by so many bigots that, if you take them seriously, I am simultaneously gay & weak & also a strong lesbian that secretly wants dick.
I can see why the cognitive dissonance is getting so bad they want to stop taking psychic damage via bans
Being a right winger is believing unironically that Real Men do not come into any contact with vaginal fluids, a stance confirmed by anyone that has dated them.
The only really straight American male way to have sex involves: 3 male friends, 4 girlfriends in Canada, & a cracker. Or so I was told. I was never very good at other boy things, but I always seemed to win the cracker.
Surprisingly sodomy laws exist in many if not all states, & mostly, they were not written as anti-homosexual laws. In the last century they started to be applied *selectively* to, guess who, LGBTQ folks. Lawrence v Texas is notable in that it strikes down laws that apply exclusively to gay people.
So here’s the thing - the state decides who gets prosecuted, and these laws if available, can be applied to anyone. An authoritarian government would love to have these laws available when going after someone.
oh absolutely. it's essentially impossible to adopt a ridiculous position for satirical purposes now, because someone somewhere is actually proposing it.
"It is my suspicion that there is something in the vaginal fluids..."
This is the kind of person who would create soap out of grundle butter if Joe Rogan had someone on saying concentrated nut sweat will prevent you from going woke.
As a "spiritual lesbian", I want to encourage all those chad men to continue their non-pussy eating ways so that my particular skillset will be even more greatly appreciated.
You're not supposed to eat it KT. It's had a penis in it. You're supposed to plow and pull out. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Anything else is fabulous. I mean gay.
Also like the men who though Travis kelce dating Taylor swift was gay like that is the most all American straight couple we’ve had in a while. How is it gay for a football player to date a pop star like GIRL
This is by far the stupidest thing I've seen on the internet today. Oral sex is for pleasure not procreating. Both men and women, straight and gay have engaged in it as part of helping an intimate partner achieve greater pleasure. If that's leftist than add it to free school lunches and healthcare.
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I shared this and guy I know wandered in and stated this matter of fact lmao
It's what she likes
And I'll like doing
What she likes
It's what WE like.
If she's not pretending to like it, if she's not rolling her eyes when you suggest a fuck, if she isn't checking her emails while you pound away, you're being cucked.
... oh god I hope that's the culmination of the FF7 remakes.
I thought I was giving my partner the same pleasure as when my dick is sucked.
Who’d have thought it was all a plot by the leftist, woke, feminist cabal? Those sneaky women wanting equal rights in the bedroom and outside it.
Like a fucking cishet alpha; just guzzling that man juice for manliness.
OR...
screwed up beyond all redemption?
Hey, ladies ... I love beer, football, and pussy ... so you know, perfect liberal loving the fluids and exercising that cuckold spirit.
So, so, sooooooo bad at sex.
This is why we need real sex ed in schools and kept far away from religion.
Oh no I think he may have accidentially turned everything he knows* about trans and gay science on its head with this discovery!
(*He knows nothing, eat whatever)
A real meeting of the minds
A thousand-year prohibition against putting lettuce on cheesesteaks
Look I know expecting logic from these people is absurd but uh...
WHAT 🤯
🤔
Munch away carpeteers!
Wonder how these fellas feel about that?
😳
Whelp. That’s enough internet for one day.
(closes Bluesky)
Then it's already kinda at eye level
Ben Shapiro impregnating his wife.
Do you know how much POWER we have?
It's starting to look like having sex makes you gay, no matter who does what to whom.
If the right-wing haters want them, they can make their own, if their mom trusts them to use the stove safely.
Let's workshop this, it's important.
Oh, and also they get Cat Turd. 😏
It's more like 1/4, because there's a quarter that's trying to stop it, but those numbers hold up.
Like the weakest dudes clinging to a excuses for their failures.
🎶 "You've been, you've been, ESTROGENISED!" 🎶
"So how'd it go last night Sam?"
Me, coyly, "I got ESTROGENISED!"
*everybody cheering*
What happens in Boca stays in Boca...
guess it's gay to like girls in 2024
It's a brand new style of stupid. Like if you tripped yourself intentionally so you could play chicken with gravity using just your face. #sereneCow
The degree to which "feminine" in any real sense gets equated with "weird and bad" would be funny if it didn't have so many awful real-world consequences.
I can see why the cognitive dissonance is getting so bad they want to stop taking psychic damage via bans
#alt4text
I can see the ads on Fox News, Newsmax, and Oan now.
"Low T? Turning into a beta cuck? Call now and order Big Jim Slade, and tell him to whip it out!"
That amount of crazy is astonishing..
/s
This is the kind of person who would create soap out of grundle butter if Joe Rogan had someone on saying concentrated nut sweat will prevent you from going woke.
She says, "Again? Isn't your tongue tired?"
I say "Sorry, honey, your blowjob made me a Republican"
"This'll show the fascists"