'Vandals sprayed swastikas and anti-fascist slogans on a Tesla car showroom in The Hague on Sunday night [...]''
'The perpetrators defaced the building's facade with slogans like "No to Nazis" and "Fuck off fascist," and drew swastikas on the entrance door of the building' - Politico 02/03/2025
That's the end cap to the joke; there's no way he "walked away w/o a scratch". Even if he didn't suffer abrasions etc. he hit that pole hard enough to shatter the axle. If he didn't see a doctor he's walking around with untreated whiplash and possibly a concussion.
It’s an ugly metaphor for those who thought the Apartheid emerald mine baby with the brain of a seventh grade 4chan dweller who feeds his money addiction by making exploding trash cans and penis rockets should take over every aspect of a government that took almost 250 to craft and evolve.
He let the infamously dangerous car do the driving.
It crashed.
The company he reveres isn't answering his calls.
He humbly submits to online humiliation to get attention from them.
They are the flipside of the poor illiterate trumpers who keep voting against safety nets because they’d have to admit their leader is FOS, which also means they aren’t members of the special club they’ve based their identity on. What’s a cult member to do?
That thing that's supposed to be incredibly durable and super tough got split open like an empty soda can. It didn't even leave a dent in the pole or cause it to lean? That's hilarious.
“Thank you, Tesla, for making a car that will crash me into things if I let it but won’t kill me, just destroy property and itself. It’s probably my fault for violating the law and negligently believing your corporation that a car can drive itself.”
Thank you sir, for the wonderful Heilux. FSD almost killed me... again, but it didn't. Wow, what a streak! I'm not dead yet, thanks. I love how my fragile body is the crumple zone. It's the gift that keeps giving.
So my 2016 Honda Fit could have easily avoided this accident (because I actually drive it) but this $80k monstrosity is the "best engineered in the world" because he didn't die when his car drove him into a light pole?
I'm legit in awe - when seeing
how many of those fugly things I see down my neck of the woods lately- that so many idiots find beauty and a worthwhile investment in such a design disaster.
"… and then I remember that I didn’t tell it to go to Taco Bell, it'd been rerouted by an ad firm, but it’s my own fault that I forgot my kid is allergic to tacos and I thank my lucky stars that the wife and I are young enough to have another kid to replace the one who died from anaphylactic shock”
This is the worst thing i've ever read. "T-Thank you sir for designing a system where the car i don't control crashed on the curb by its own volition hitting a pole that could've been a person, but I and let's make it clear I would've been fine. My mistake! My oopsie! Mine alone!"
The dudes Wank Tank... Which is autonomously driving as it is supposed to do... decides that the time for our robot overlords is nigh and to start the 'flesh purge' with the spaghetti haired incel riding shotgun...
Oh, they've got the data from the crash my friend. They've got all the data from all the crashes which is exactly why Elon is on a crusade against any sort of oversight or accountability.
When scam artists are put on trial they often call some of the people they scammed as character witnesses because such individuals would rather defend the person who deceived them than admit they were dumb enough to be deceived.
Oddly enough..."FuelArc projects the Cybertruck will have 14.52 fatalities per 100,000 units — far eclipsing the Pinto's 0.85. (In absolute terms, FuelArc found, 27 Pinto drivers died in fires, while five Cybertruck drivers have suffered the same fate, at least so far.)" https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-ford-pinto-comparison
I have also seen hefty light poles (big enough to hold 3 lanes worth of signals) taken down by regular cars (which is to say: Altimas. It's always an Altima) probably going somewhat faster and the driver usually walks away.
Also that any health issues he encounters in the next 6-12 months are presumably unrelated to the accident. TBH the post looks so much like it was written by a combination of an insurance company, AGI, and the car company that we kinda have to assume it was.
“i’m the subject of a subrogation action by the city because i tweeted that i was jerking off to elon’s siegheil when my cybertruck wrapped around a telephone pole. tesla cross claimed against me and filed a motion to dismiss themselves because they don’t indemnify their fsd. wow elon is so smart!”
Former claims person here. It’s okay that the driver is admitting liability because it’s a single car loss. Not really anything to dispute. Unless they decide go after Tesla because the equipment/software is faulty.
Well, this is the first I heard eWankYankTank had self-driving, and I have to ask... how is that legal? Until it has passed multiple trials where it shows itself to be as good and as reliable as a human, IT - SHOULD - NOT - BE - ON - THE - ROAD!
What a bootlicker…. If the brakes on my car failed, or the accelerator stick and caused a collision I wouldn’t be sucking up to the company that built the defective POS
“Mr Musk sir, all of my teeth flew out of my asshole when my cybertruck drove onto train tracks and played chicken with a train (turns out trains really can’t play chcken, lmao my bad I know) what information do you need from me and now I can give you a gummer in case your knob needs to be polished”
In my darkest heart I KNOW that there is a class of person that desperately wants to be manipulated. They want you to just give them a package of beliefs and they will follow you no matter what as long as you project the image of strength.
About 87% of Tesla is owned by small investors, 401Ks, pensions, and other institutions. Teslas are also the most American-made cars in the US, by 150,000 employees.
So, who do you think you're hurting?
This is actually a poop and scoop stock drive, initiated by bots. Investors make billions.
I just don't want to be associated by a brand owned by a Nazi. That's all. So everything connected to Musk is a no go. If it means that Tesla goes bankrupt than that's oke for me.
GM, Ford, Toyota, Apple, Google, Coke, Amazon, Meta and many others are supporting Trump behind the scenes, and probably Nazi saluting each other at parties.
You're okay supporting them, because that's not the stock that's currently being manipulated by bots.
- Hi, my CyberTruck hit a lamp post.
- What version of the os have you got installed?
- 13.2.4
- Ah, that version has a known lamp post issue. You needed to upgrade to 13.3.1
- Sorry, my bad.
- no worries, easy mistake
It’s called stockholder syndrome- when your entire identity and future is tied directly to Elon’s BS promises and you feel the need to absorb blame for faulty vaporware
So this weirdo does not work for tesla, he's just letting them test their vehicle using his own money & data & …health/life? And family members lives, potentially? And strangers on the road? I can't with this nonsense.
“thank you for the best passive safety in the world” is next level denial when your car has literally just crashed itself because the company convinced you that what is supposed to be active safety is actually autonomy
Safety isn't just for occupants. The Cybertruck isn't legal in Europe and the UK, because it can't pass pedestrian safety laws. Its shape has features - sharp edges, upright front - that have been deliberately designed *out* of most cars. Its weight and rapid acceleration increase the danger.
Well, he should be arrested for reckless and distracted driving and be socially outcast for thanking Tesla for allowing his idiocy to permeate into society. And then fully pardoned for wiping a Cybertruck off the planet.
Jonathan is in quite the dysfunctional relationship with his Tesla. I bet his Tesla told him that he's not pretty and won't find a better car. Things will not end up well for Jonathan.
Lmao. The crumple zone working as it fucking should isn’t really a flex. I saw a Traverse in the same shape after a head on collision with a drunk driver and getting rear ended. And none of the pax were injured either. But let’s ignore your car causing the accident.
Given everything else we know about the cybertruck (including that they’ve refused to let iihs test them) “the crumple zone working as it fucking should” is probably a relief to these moron buyers.
I don’t believe there are crumple zones on that thing. It doesn’t have a frame to absorb shock. And there are no publicly available crash tests, so quite literally all of us who share the roads are fellow guinea pigs. 🤬
Saw a cybertruck while we were out walking yesterday and we laughed at it so hard other people were staring at us. We just continued to point at the cybertruck and laugh and laugh
The fact their stock price is sky high for no reason other than Tesla’s fans keep it that way is proof to me that you’re right. Certainly it’s not because they make the most or best cars
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The second is genius
WankPanzer at least has the links
'The perpetrators defaced the building's facade with slogans like "No to Nazis" and "Fuck off fascist," and drew swastikas on the entrance door of the building' - Politico 02/03/2025
https://bsky.app/profile/ihatemaga.bsky.social/post/3lhqpqgbybc2t
I wouldn’t put it past president jackass
So the accident rate
Challengers - X%
Mustang - Y%
Altima - Z%
Can’t say a car is unsafe if you don’t have access to the data
The Challinger disaster.
It crashed.
The company he reveres isn't answering his calls.
He humbly submits to online humiliation to get attention from them.
Delusional? Probably. Pathetic? Definitely.
N.S.
They look like they would win in a fight but the reality is the driver is the crumple zone
Thank you sir, for the wonderful Heilux. FSD almost killed me... again, but it didn't. Wow, what a streak! I'm not dead yet, thanks. I love how my fragile body is the crumple zone. It's the gift that keeps giving.
because this sparks unqualified joy
, almost killed me but imma vote for them again
No, it's awful. Anything that's that close to traffic should crumple. You don't want anything that can cause a car to smush like that.
Most traffic poles in my country are breakaway.
That’s gotta hurt once the adrenaline/ coolaid wears off
😁😁😁
So if the pole didn't crumple and the truck barely crumpled, all the forces got transferred to the squishy human instead
(I too am an Apple cultist )
how many of those fugly things I see down my neck of the woods lately- that so many idiots find beauty and a worthwhile investment in such a design disaster.
These are the people on the roads with you putting everyone else in danger.
He seems like the type to bang his head on stuff often.
The dudes Wank Tank... Which is autonomously driving as it is supposed to do... decides that the time for our robot overlords is nigh and to start the 'flesh purge' with the spaghetti haired incel riding shotgun...
And the dude... THANKS Tesla?
the fuck???
Still, great truck tho!
Literally illegal not to be, could have killed someone.
We need to coin a new term
https://apnews.com/article/tesla-china-lawsuits-musk-investigation-58b10ccace488784fcc63646ab78b410
Then again if you buy a CT you probably don’t have all your moonins in the valley
but what's up with that Wilson Tennis bag?
And yes he is buying another one
https://www.audacy.com/kgon/latest/its-official-cybertruck-is-more-explosive-than-ford-pinto
https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-ford-pinto-comparison
30 mph into a pole would have barely scratched it.
Dude needs a CT-scan asap
Or would that impact your free speech, America?
Nice Blåhaj btw
I love Volvo & Mercedes but if one of their cars crashed me into a poll I would be a true hater then
So blessed…
Unless something spectacular happens but it would have to be unbelievably bad.
I WANT to help them not be this way.
in the future I will make sure not to let the car fully self-drive in Full Self Driving mode, I am learning and trying to do better
Guess I should've read the rest of the thread first
Aha?
What’s a ‘cult’?
The simping is unreal.
(Sorry alt text, it’s just an idiot on Twitter and I’m not typing all that out.)
STILL LOVE MY TESLA
So, who do you think you're hurting?
This is actually a poop and scoop stock drive, initiated by bots. Investors make billions.
GM, Ford, Toyota, Apple, Google, Coke, Amazon, Meta and many others are supporting Trump behind the scenes, and probably Nazi saluting each other at parties.
You're okay supporting them, because that's not the stock that's currently being manipulated by bots.
It’s nice
"Thanks for making a car that protects me from its other system that actively tried to kill me" is the most brain-wormed take I've read in a while
Calling support now.
Overpaying massively for a piece of shit that ploughs you into a lamppost is definitely that.
Pretty sweet deal for the fully self Driving death trap company.
- What version of the os have you got installed?
- 13.2.4
- Ah, that version has a known lamp post issue. You needed to upgrade to 13.3.1
- Sorry, my bad.
- no worries, easy mistake
"Wait, this idiot went online to take full responsibility for being a reckless idiot and said the whole thing was his fault?"
*admit fault and lack of injury on Twitter to impress Elon
@georainbolt.bsky.social
I've seen drunk drivers walk away from worse crashes with no injuries. Quite frankly this crash reminds me of one of those.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/02/elon-musk-400-million-cybertruck-tesla-state-department-rubio-doge-trump/
not in this regime ...
Still love my Tesla
P.S Tesla service centre PLZ PICK UP
*no crumple zone*
But to imply that's a good crash result re: hitting a light pole is absolutely cracked. That thing is beyond totaled.
so stupid
And it's an awful reason.
It’s all so dumb
Cute name BTW 🇮🇪
Every crash picture featuring a cyber truck makes me think you don't ever want to crash one.