I don't mean to brag, but my uncle just offered me the choice of one of these four gifts. Which would YOU choose?
—An original Thighmaster (Suzanne Somers packaging)
—A "Dancin' Shoutin' James Brown" singing doll
—A Dremel DeLuxe shoe buffer
—A prosthetic leg
—An original Thighmaster (Suzanne Somers packaging)
—A "Dancin' Shoutin' James Brown" singing doll
—A Dremel DeLuxe shoe buffer
—A prosthetic leg
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The JB doll most certainly does, and the leg is 50/50.
We can get maybe a hologram of Farrah Fawcett to play the ghost
Thighmasters that are actually out of the box and showing signs of use are exceedingly rare. Most of them went from the shelf at Kmart to a shelf in the garage without ever leaving the box.
Even more so if it were haunted..
you can get a thighmaster on ebay later
When he coincidentally passes away (quietly or in a tragic accident), I’m sure he’ll be happy you get all four.
DOLL DOLL DOLL DOLL!
Secondly, haunted or not, you have to go with the James Brown doll. James Brown, man! Also dancin' AND shoutin'! I don't see how you could pass that up.
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I mean: which of the four things Joshua has been offered would be right for me?
Leg/vase: Practical, eager to please, can't relax
Thighmaster w Suzanne on box*: Fun-loving becoming tedious
Shoe buffer: Caring, over-cautious, refuses to move out of city
James Brown dancing doll: Hosts too-crowded parties, collects stolen shot glasses
*This is the only haunted one
INT.ELEVATOR.NIGHT
The trio are in a rickety looking elevator that rattles and
shudders as it plunges downwards. Occasionally, the lights
flicker on and off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWCF19nUhA
Let a man come in!
Hollywood!
Popcorn!
At least you can turn it into a lamp.
James Brown is tarnished, alas, but tempting.
Dremel could maybe be repurposed into a bench grinder/buffing wheel.
Yes the clown shoes were it.
James Brown [doll]
him, even though he really liked
Her.
Best Wishes
Jake.
I’d likely go James Brown though.
I'd go for the James Brown doll.
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Wasn’t there a thigh master law suit for safety issues? Don’t want Joshua hurting himself