You get free drinks, open doors, you get to live if the ship goes down with the kids, you get to live longer, you get to wear anything you want and aren't put in a box, you don't have to be drafted, you don't have to fight another girl to defend your man.
I'll trade you my penis for that thing.
I'll trade you my penis for that thing.
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*chef's kiss*
Next delusional lie please.
Also that box? Great news! Imaginary. Societal concept.
no one is stopping you but you
Seriously, you sound as clueless as Steve Martin’s character from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Have you ever been forced to carry an embryo to term and give birth? And then refused lifesaving treatment because it might harm that embryo?
No??
Then I’d suggest you shut the fuck up.
Since when do only women get doors opened for us? I’ve observed it as a polite thing to do for others that seems to be gender neutral.
When was the last time you were on a sinking ship
Also, make sure you smile at men, or else you're a bitch, but not too much, because then you're a flirt, and “asking for it”.
Women have it too easy… /s
*spits salt water, small fish*\
bracing
Win/win.
BTW he's also a transphobe.
😂😂😂
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
but i bet you got Opinions about that
Very, very, very deep in that closet.
The grass isn't greener.
Just transition
This post feels like a cry for help.
Though I guess growing up with 5 older women spanning 3 generations in my household might have helped to give me such a perspective. Most men are not so lucky as such growing up.
He is so insecure that he is afraid of society judgement if he wears a skirt, or long hair, or nail polish...(he should join a metal band)
1) ladies' night stuff is there to get men to go to clubs to try to fuck women. it's not a pro-woman thing.
2) there is no law saying women get on the ship first also what ships are you on that dont have enough lifeboats?
4) women can't wear anything they want. try having a job or going to school and you will see!
5) 'aren't put in a box' we force women into gender roles
7) are you seriously complaining that you might have to step in if someone assaults another human being? coward. fuck you
8) not like you're using your dick anyways, man
Sincerely, A Dude Who STILL wears whatever he wants. There is no box.
You're a pussy.
And with 250+ comments and re-skeet’s, and literally 0 likes; achieving the elusive “mathematically undefined” ratio; I think he’s got a damn good shot.
God speed, douchebag!
Would you like to feel like your guts are being stabbed by a hot knife for days on end with no relief once a month?
It sounds like you are incredibly insecure and are blaming coochie havers for that…might I suggest maybe you just shut the fuck up next time?
Half an apple, 6-7 ginger slices, 10g goji berries, 5 pitted red dates. Boil it in water for 20 minutes. Add black tea and steep for 5.
I got an IUD so I thankfully don’t have to deal with this bs anymore 😭🙏🏻
I once had 14 months of stabbing pain and I’m sure as shit this doofus would’ve preferred his dick over that
I’m so so sorry you’ve gone 14 months with that. That is absolutely awful 😞
I don't care about your boner.
Not even worth my time I just wanted to be part of the pile-on.
Some people can even beat Trump apparently
I’ll trade my humanity for that.
All I'm saying is, you're making a really good argument. Think it over maybe?
Like, everyone's making the same joke, but we're also not actually joking.
Fuck you.
I've got some good but scary suggestions for you.
Womp womp
guffaw
Any man using ‘the draft’ is telling on himself
Good thing you offered to trade your penis because it sounds like you have no balls.
Also the “wear anything you want” bit made me lmao, as if weirdos don’t call women sluts for dressing certain ways and use the way they dress to victim blame women who are sexually assaulted. Shut all the way up.
It wasn't against my will or anything but I'm gonna act like it was.