Over on Mastodon, which has a Kind of Person, I made these images to attach to help people manage replies.
Album: https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBdZ8F
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https://donotreply.cards/
Globally, french translations are excellent, and the idea is pure genius 👏👏👏
Amazing work!
Like, nobody has reported me or defederated from my single-person instance or whatever.
https://dan.mastohon.com/@danhon/111925461009889302
(Outside the Internet, this is usually different).
grey:
Antworte nicht, um mir die Verwendung von Open-Source-Software zu empfehlen
or
Du willst mir Open-Source-Software empfehlen? Dann antworte nicht!
black:
Antworte nicht, um meine Erlebnisse abzustreiten
Antworte nicht, es sei denn, du hast direkte Erfahrung damit
or
Antworte nur, wenn du direkte Erfahrung hast
yellow:
Antworte nicht mit einem Software Vorschlag.
blue:
Das ist eine Beobachtung.
Also versuche nicht zu helfen.
Es ist keine Antwort erforderlich!
Antworte nicht, um mich über Kapitalismus oder Enshittification zu belehren. Ich weiß bescheid.
violett:
Antworte nicht, um mir zu sagen, dass du das Problem nicht hast.
or
Du hast das Problem nicht? Dann antworte nicht!
dark-blue:
Mansplaine / Herrkläre mir nicht meinen eigenen Post.
Antworte nicht. Ich beschwere mich nur. Das ist keine Bitte um Hilfe!
rose:
Antworte nicht, wenn Du mir sagen willst, warum das, was ich mag, schlecht ist.
or
Du willst mir erklären, warum die Sache, die ich mag, schlecht ist? Dann Antworte nicht!
https://Donotreply.cards
I wish these still had the multilingual translations though ngl
"Anyone know how to convert an Ogg file to an MP3?"
"Why the fuck do you want to do that? Ogg is way better. Ass."
"OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT SUCH A SHITTY SYSTEM, THEN. RIP IT ALL OUT AND RIG UP A LINUX BOX HOOKED UP TO A TV."
(Note: I am not a graphic designer by trade nor do I know four languages. This was done quickly and dirtily and using Google Translate. If anyone wants to give me better translations I'll remake it.)
LOW-QUALITY ATTEMPT TO CENTER THEMSELF. DO NOT ENGAGE.
https://files.selfawaresoup.com/need-not-reply/
https://donotreply.cards/en/do-not-mansplain-my-post-back-to-me
https://donotreply.cards
Adding to them, “MINUTIAE HAS A SINGULAR!”
(To be fair, I haven’t gotten one of those in a very long time.)
REPLY: "my uncle stubbed his toe, it grew infected and killed him, this is extremely upsetting, and not at all funny. Be better."
ME: [looking up legal grounds for justifiable homicide]
But it is not this day
I'm guilty of at least one of these sometimes (trying to help, or sometimes just trying to chat, but sometimes neither are wanted or called-for)
That post with a "Pin" is getting collected in a feed were you used this emoji.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/my-pins
https://donotreply.cards/
and better started with " Ne répondez pas" instead of "Ne pas répondre" : really more imperative.
👍 You did it nice !
PLEASE ASSUME THAT ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF INSTANTLY ANYONE ELSE CAN ALSO THINK OF INSTANTLY
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE POST IN YOUR HEAD. READ THE ACTUAL POST BEFORE REPLYING.
READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE BEFORE COMMENTING
THAT'S NOT A REAL WORD, THAT'S [REDACTED]!
[REDACTED] LITERALLY MEANS FIRE?!?!
For example!
https://donotreply.cards/en/do-not-mansplain-my-post-back-to-me
Make cool software out of it and stuff you know
😅
i don’t even remember ever actually giving one away because i worried they were too mean. 😅
That said, these are great! 😁
“THIS POST IS INTENDED AS A JOKE, IRONY, OR A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
“Do not attempt to explain the phenomenon alluded to in this post; the poster is fully aware.”
There's a lot of worship around Firefox in particular, that feels very cult-like. Eugh.
seriously, it's the last bloody thing you need to hear when you've been the victim of systemic discrimination or a full-on hate crime.
Nice posters, thanks
Then I tried Threads and that went to hell in a hand basket super fast.
https://donotreply.cards
They also work if you share the URL for a particular card. And we'll be doing more :)