Thank you. I thought that was a weird place to put it if it should appear at all. It is scarring of the skin, it doesn't impact hearing, so it should go with the skin. But then you are documenting all the scars on a 78yo man, which is weird.
Here’s a good news. Since everything this administration puts out is a lie, we can all take comfort in the fact that this means he is not doing very well.
So I'm supposed to believe that as he stands now, this fucking guy is comparable to Dwyane Wade when Dwyane Wade was with the Heat? Is that what I'm reading?
It's easy- 6' 1" or higher and he's merely "overweight" instead of "obese" by BMI. Every public medical assessment he's ever had, you can see he's borderline obese and just somehow manages to slide under it. It's not magic.
fun fact a dead human body actually loses some weight post-mortem because all the microbes inside die too and iirc there’s at least like a full kilogram of them. so that will have to be taken into account
A 78 year old goes through a much more extensive physical than this one page document. My CDL medical medical card certificate is more extensive than his senior physical. 😆 🤣
What a joke!
“Lungs clear on examination”? How do you “examine” lungs? Shouldn’t it be “Lungs clear on AUSCULTATION”? At least that’s what I was taught when you listen to a patient’s lungs during an exam 🙄
At some point this is going to say he’s actually seventy years old, then sixty years old, and on and on and I can’t wait to see The Washington Post sanewash it
I’d rather have this guy care for me than a line cook, and would love his care if I were injured in combat. But the fact that he is personal physician to the President, much less to any 78 year old with geriatric issues, is weird.
The 62 bpm heart rate has me laughing. Like in what world does anyone look at that heavy breathing fuck and think "this guy has the heart rate of a frequent jogger"? 🤣
📌 Very important question - why Trump decided to test his mental state?
🤔 It is known that a mental test is conducted in cases where there is suspicion that a person is sick and has mental abnormalities.
🫥 So I think, who forced Trump to undergo such a humiliating test?
☝️ Melania.
Right, she did.
This may be many things, but USPSTF guideline compliant it is not. ‘Super duper healthy’ people without underlying risks don’t require carotid ultrasounds and CT chest… Unless, baseline assumptions about their health is faulty or the supervising doc is leaning on USPSTF for pretense of credibility.
No way his resting heart rate is 62 at 78 years old when he does not exercise. The average resting heart rate at that age is 74 bpm. If he were brisk walking 5-7 miles a day or biking 10-15 miles then maybe I'd buy 62 bpm.
This was my thought. I'm approx 10 years younger, and I walk 2-3 miles a day, including hills, and occasionally play pickleball, and my resting heart rate averages 68-72.
The stretch of the lie makes it so obvious.
I'm 82 and last fall I raced in an 8K cross country event at a 11:44 mile pace. At my annual physical the same month my BP was 132/65, my resting pulse was 64, and my oxygen saturation was 97%. I guess I'm in worse shape than he is.
I saw him once ages ago at a restaurant in Trump Tower and mentioned this to my mom today. She asked if he was tall and I had to keep thinking because he never struck me as super tall and at 5'1 someone 6'3" would be noticeable to me.
One thing to be lazy and pull that on your Driver's Licence, this is something else. The Man is 360 at least and has shrunk 2 inches in the past 10 years.
Ok, hear me out: get folks to pay to watch him do the "beep test", use the proceeds to fund social security and everything else he pulled funding for once he inevitably drops dead 4 rounds in.
(I have opinions on Osteopaths but I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV. That being said, I'm not a fan...and whatever nonsense this is doesn't do much to change my opinion.)
The only reason to ultrasound someone's carotid arteries is if they are having strokes, or transient ischaemic attacks. To work out if surgery on the arteries is indicated.
Similarly, healthy people do not have their lungs irradiated by CT for no good reason.
not true. I was hospitalized earlier this year after losing consciousness, and they ran several tests to figure out why, including an ultrasound of my carotid arteries.
Because stroke / TIA would have been part of the differential diagnosis for an unexplained loss of consciousness. I guess carotid stenosis could do it to, but even so it is a significant vascular disease.
My main point was that the report is not as clear as it has been made to look.
Super duper glad to see we’re still engaging in fatphobia and body shaming when there’s literally countless other things to criticize him over. Definitely will make anyone who sees this with the same proportions or body shape feel like garbage for no reason!! Congrats!!
Like more than one thing can be true at the same time. People can be pointing out his lies AND engaging in anti-fat comments and body shaming. If you’re very concerned with truth and integrity you should be able to look at that part of yourself and do better. It’s not very difficult.
He weighs 300 pounds if he's an ounce. And he might be 6'3" with his lifts on. Eric, at 6'4" is right beside him. It's why they are rarely photographed so close together. Barron at 6'7" is almost never seen beside him. Terrell Owens is what 6'3", 224 lbs looks like.
I have a friend who's about 300 lbs and 6'2 and he is visibly smaller than Trump. Not muscular, just less fat than Trump. Trump is for sure pushing 300 if he's not over
Oh haha. Wait. What if the doc is trying to tell us something? Like, "look, I know you know what 6'3" looks like. Don't believe the rest of this shit either."
It's likely the only place his pants will fasten, as any lower and they're trying to fasten on the downward slope of his gut - an impossible task for even presidential-belt technology. ie, not an aesthetic, but practical, choice.
I always love these because I'm 6'3 and around 230 lbs and have a bit of a belly but look way thinner than Trump. One or both of those numbers are huge lies.
Trump is currently more like 5'9"-5'10", based on my analysis of photos of known-height people. What's funny is, before JD Vance was a VP candidate, his listed height online was 5'7". He suddenly shot up to 6'2" once he started being photographed with Trump.
This also leads to absurdities like the claim that Barron is 6'9" (later revised to 6'7" when someone realized 6'9" was LeBron James tall). Barron looks like he's about 6'3" or 6'4". And Melania clearly not 5'11".
Lol. The first time he was president and his health report came out, I found myself waiting in line at Starbucks behind two men Trump's age talking about how his reported weight could not possibly be real
Not entirely fair comparing him to an athlete. I'm about the same height and weight as Mac Jones and he's a QB for the 49ers while I'm a little doughy in the middle.
There is no way on earth he is 6'3 and 224. I bike 75-100 miles per week, and I'm 6'3 and 240. I don't think I could get below 225 without starving myself. And I don't look anything like this dude, at all. He's either way shorter than. 6'3, or way over 224lbs.
Yeah my 17 yr old is 6’3” 200 and muscular and while muscle weighs > than fat adding 20 lbs would not = Trump. I’m guessing Trump hasn’t been 224 since the 80s
Yeah, most people these days are in the 97.x range, because of lower inflammation levels or better diet or whatever.
(And that '98.6' we all memorized was never precise to 0.1°F -
it was 37°C converted to Fahrenheit.)
I am (~) 6’-3” and weigh in at (~) 250+/- and I own a mirror.
He is not 6’-3” unless maybe with his shoe lifts.
He is not 224# unless maybe he didn’t have one foot on the scale.
The repeated lies on this subject only underscore his boundless narcissism.
You know this👆 is a bloody work of absolute fiction, when the examination of the head only showed fictitious scarring to his ear & there's absobloodylutey no mention of the fact that the brain is missing! Yet we're expected to believe a qualified doctor carried out the health check?
Oh bull shit. His temperature was exactly 98.6*F ? Blood pressure that normal? Come on... Weight 224 pounds? Tell him to lift up his shirt and lets see the "224 kg, I mean lbs"
It's been proven time and again that he isn't 6'3", even in his lifts. They swapped the 2 and the 4 there in 224, and 242 might be low balling it. And sure, maybe his BP is that number when he's chocked full of ace inhibitors LOL
Well, they aren’t paying his physician. And we know that POTUS’s physicians have regularly misled or outright lied to the public before. Like Dubya’s “pretzel choking incident”. Nah, later memoirs make it clear he had fallen off the wagon and was drunk.
I love how Trump made them not only fabricate all his results but mention “scarring from a gunshot wound”.
The alleged wound that was never directly visible to observers? The alleged wound with the clownish fake “bandaging”? The alleged wound which seemed to heal absurdly fast and *without a mark*?
And he maintains the exact “average” temperature of 98.6, truly a magnificent specimen perfect in every way, definitely not just throwing out accepted measurements.
Funny how it's the exact weight to put him in the "overweight but not obese" body mass index.
His supposed BMI is exactly 28, half the way from "normal weight" to "obese". I think they, as always, started with the desired BMI and worked the math backwards.
Never mind the ridiculous thought that he’s that tall or weighs that much. There’s a comment about a scar on his right ear. Wonder who’s idea that was.
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P.S... You clean up well... 😎
But then if the doctor thinks he's 224 lbs., I doubt the doctor's cognitive skills as well.
Heart rate
Blood pressure
O2 level
ALL bullshit.
Trudeau is 6'2
Obama is 6'1 1/2
Biden is 6'
Something is not adding up here... 😅
#height
What a joke!
Need some photographic proof of that “scar”
If he's had seen this picture he would have also said but not that much...
This is going to keep me giggling all day.
This is a press release signed by a (hopefully conflicted) osteopath.
Instead he chooses an osteopath from Kirksville College specializing in combat trauma.
🤔 It is known that a mental test is conducted in cases where there is suspicion that a person is sick and has mental abnormalities.
🫥 So I think, who forced Trump to undergo such a humiliating test?
☝️ Melania.
Right, she did.
(Clinton is 6'2", in better shape and younger than Trump)
The stretch of the lie makes it so obvious.
(I have opinions on Osteopaths but I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV. That being said, I'm not a fan...and whatever nonsense this is doesn't do much to change my opinion.)
😐
Similarly, healthy people do not have their lungs irradiated by CT for no good reason.
My main point was that the report is not as clear as it has been made to look.
Plus
“Frequent victories in golf events.”
all that stress of the presidency
source: me, elder care nurse. none of the rest of the paper is accurate.
His temp exactly 98.6 degrees? No chance.
Trumps actuals just from looking at him must be closer to 6’ and 260+ lbs.
* Diaper in American
Pretty sure this contributed to my terrible grades and needing a tutor
Crying!
What?
Also “scaring”
(And that '98.6' we all memorized was never precise to 0.1°F -
it was 37°C converted to Fahrenheit.)
It’s almost like brazenly mocking eh
nothing there is a fact anyway
He is not 6’-3” unless maybe with his shoe lifts.
He is not 224# unless maybe he didn’t have one foot on the scale.
The repeated lies on this subject only underscore his boundless narcissism.
😉
It's been proven time and again that he isn't 6'3", even in his lifts. They swapped the 2 and the 4 there in 224, and 242 might be low balling it. And sure, maybe his BP is that number when he's chocked full of ace inhibitors LOL
Body temp of 98.6?
The alleged wound that was never directly visible to observers? The alleged wound with the clownish fake “bandaging”? The alleged wound which seemed to heal absurdly fast and *without a mark*?
🤣
His supposed BMI is exactly 28, half the way from "normal weight" to "obese". I think they, as always, started with the desired BMI and worked the math backwards.
Heart: no evidence it exists
Conscience: removed at birth