The most insulting part of this is that it's my picture they used for it. As if it's supposed to be a bad thing that I helicopter parent my turkey by doing this every 20 minutes.
I think the funniest thing about this meme is that the person who thought it up had to do a web search for "guy looking in oven while humping floor" to make it, so yeah, searching for men's asses much? So obsessed. Hoping they get algorithm'd with hundreds of men's asses now
Like why are they upset that the woke libtards went to a different website? When Truth Social launched Twitter lefties were like “Okay cool have fun assholes” and then just laughed at Trump post screenshots.
If you can do that it's a flex. Fragile masculinity means you can't look at a feat that ancient Greek Olympians would've amazed and cheered at? You do not deserve western society
I guess it’s the same spirit as the meme of “what libs do after a long day of resisting” and it’s two attractive guys kissing and they look happy and it seems really cool
If I was certain I could get up from that position, I'd totally do it like that. But alas, my body is old and broken. I'll just wait for the timer to ding.
I just looked at it and immediately thought he was mimicking the pose of a spatchcocked turkey. Maybe there's a joke related to the word spatchcock? It does have the word cock in it and these people have the humor of 12 yr olds. I got nothing else.
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Shorts and a tee at the end of November? Not even in Los Angeles!
yes please!!!!
“I didn’t think he was a Bluesky user but then I saw how he checks his roast turkey”
Make fun of me for something else I guess.
[Scrolls through downloads to find a folder labeled "Hot Asses (Male (Not Gay))"]
Also forget the turkey in the oven, that dude has a cake in his pants.
FTR debased is bad.
Unless it’s consensual.
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