Please let there either be one about how some guy stopped liking RATM when they became too political; or Tom Morello's: "You don't have to have a degree in political science from Harvard to....but..."
"Though she would later claim to be an abolitionist, this diminutive furball once overreacted to a nudge and tried to have her 'mother' hauled away to serve ten consecutive life sentences."
For $300: After hearing the PF Chang server recite the specials on the menu, this ESPN on-air personality responds, “This is preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.”
It's like champagne! You can have a hollow cookie hand, but if it's not M&M cookie it's not a king's hand. Then it's just a Royal Appendage or something.
I hope it shows the picture of a bunch of excited borzois and asks "these dogs found out about this and you need to call the cops but not the regular cops"
That's category contained zero legendary tweets. Like, fuck Kanye, but dude used to be amazing at posting and that's the Kanye tweet they went with? Not the one about waking up and having to be responsible for a little water bottle? Disappointing.
It should not have been! We see too much of that motherfucker! I want the smart people to have to tell me how big the large boulder was and what dril spends $3,000 of his household budget on!
When they ask questions about US Senators it might as well be the SNL "What's My Name" sketch starring Vice Presidential Candidate Tim "What's My Name" Kaine.
"This legendary sportscaster is known *both* for his authentic surprise when dining at PF Chang's *and also* his apparently qualified sensitivity to historic genocides"
“At Moore Gym, a smashed McDouble fell out of the pocket of a guy doing a spin move during a pick-up basketball game, who strangely wasn’t wearing these items of clothing.”
"Elon Musk retweeted a user who admonished this industrial music legend for not living by Rage Against the Machine's lyric "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"."
Indie musician John Roderick’s theme song for MBMBaM was *canned* after he became main character for refusing to help his child open this pantry staple.
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or the vets with disabilities?
- Skip Bayless
David Roth - Crab Rangoon
“What is her sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon?”
“Right you are.”
“I’ll take ‘Which Naomi?’ for $600, Alex”
Then much later Rudy started marketing it.
What is cromulent fuckcrustable?
"You are correct, but you lose points for being a big fuckin nerd."
Imagine a snickerdoodle king's hand filled with an apple salad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_works_based_on_dreams#Food
The best to ever do it.
“What is I-M-G underscore four three four six dot jpeg?”
“Correct.”
Not dril, but "Let's see Trump get out of THIS. [Trump easily gets out of this.] oh well nm." seems like a legendary tweet.
“What is ‘bag’”
*incorrect buzzer*
(Ok yes this was my fault for looking)
who's that guy and how long has he... oh, 44 years, really, huh
Trebek: "Ah so close. We were looking for Matt Gaetz. Gaetz. Jason the board is yours."
"Correct, your board."
Me: "What is that man doing to his anus?"
Trebek: "Correct, and you have control of the board."