The more the Elon/Trump junta antagonize the CIA, the more likely the Mormon White Horse prophecy becomes, and it gives me no real pleasure to report this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy
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Wouldn’t be a religion if it didnt have conflicting interpretations of long past events
Beyond that, I dgaf. Theocracies are always godawful.
Until it turns out the one person Mike Pence called for advice? Indiana bro Dan Quayle.
We voted for the dumbest possible reality instead, several times in a row
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with him"
The Prophet Johnny Cash
Ladies, let's get ourselves some really big guns, learn how fly drones w/a payload, and re-read Neal Stephenson's "Seveneves" until we can recite whole chapters.
Mormons are not particularly pursuing a xtian nationalist agenda, that's evangelicals.
Also, all this is described in Revelations, norse myth, many non-western myths.
We are witnessing an apocalypse, that's a religious event
It makes way more sense that they'd think Elon's the one saving the constitution.
I don't think the talking hat, super racist, institutionalized child rape people are gonna save us.
https://bsky.app/profile/jblainefoster.bsky.social/post/3lfntvcpbks2d
As in the musical “The Book of Mormon”.
Mormons at CIA are going to bring white horse (heroin) to an Elon "executive session" with his team and thereby save the Constitution?
Ok, fine, sounds good.
What a way to go
I cannot even imagine the number of sleepers in those organizations that are absolutely incredibly capable people who are being poked in the eye right now
So theocratic LDS spooks may try to "save" us.
Yay?
I can bootleg my caffeine, it's fine
There is stuff in Mormon scripture about the US being a promised land though, and that our Constitution is basically from God
Missouri issued a "Mormon Extermination Order" and the Mormons appealed to the Feds for protection, creating the first and only religious battalion in US history. They ended up getting credit for helping conquer CA, even though they only fought some cows in AZ.
But it may bite them.
Oops 🤦♂️ My bad
ftfy
None of the other religious weirdos have done anything like that.
Half the Amarillo LDS stake works for the NNSA at Pantex. Half of Y12 is also LDS. Los Alamos/Sandia is pretty LDS-adjacent as well from what I hear too.
Amish? Believe it or not, electrical shop.
Episcopalian? OST office (we love processing).
Baptist? General management.
Catholic? Special interviews.
Pentecostal? ADA language development committee.💀
Villains are best when they're not obviously coded as such but when you realize it then it makes sense
On behalf of workers' rights
With AFL-CIO people etc
I am perfectly happy to welcome my Mormon overlords if they preserve the constitution & social security.
That seems like a security risk, letting members of one particular faith tradition become extremely over-represented in the country's police and intel agencies.
The more you know, I guess.
People will tell you the secret Mormon murder squads don't exist anymore and maybe never really existed per se but consider... that's what they'd want you to think
in fact, one of mike lee's ancestors was the only guy convicted of murder for mountain meadows. John lee was a danite
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/05/cia-reported-buyouts-workforce-donald-trump-administration?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
if this were to happen i'd never hear the end of it from my extended family
If you get it done by summer I'm willing to throw in a tabernacle in the parking lot of Zion... the National Park, not Jerusalem, you kooks.
THANKS FAINE!
https://youtu.be/n9kpeHgscU4?si=m4BHBZYN4wu5xicz
But it beats the daily arrival of the klong
So thanks
💗𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮!💗
💜💙💚💛🧡❤
I never thought I'd find myself rooting for an LDS church-driven theocracy, but ehh... if they get the job done.
If the Mormons in the CIA & FBI revolt, it will be because they're worried about getting paid regularly, not because they give a shit about the Constitution. If they did, they wouldn't have voted for Trump in the first place.
We up in this!!!
(I won't, but I'll smile and say I enjoy it to your face)
Mitt Romney
Save me Mitt Romney
In conclusion, Utah is a land of contrasts,
https://people.com/robert-f-kennedy-jr-alleged-troubling-history-with-animals-8782714
"Big bro on White Horse is near"
https://postum.com
Just fucking ecstatic. 😳
https://youtu.be/uOE3uPgmglk?feature=shared
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_Loophole?wprov=sfla1
Incite the White Horse🎶
At least we are already used to the no caffeine or alcohol business.
Are the 144,000 in Megiddo ready???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_j_dzkaVE