I can remember when Michelle Obama wanted to serve more salads in schools and conservatives claimed that was an affront to their God-given right to eat fast food.
I mean if I can happily order a burger without having to tell them to hold the mayo I think that's a price worth paying. Almost makes me wish I could take my vote back.
Crest toothpaste? Why only that brand? And children's Tylenol? He is truly out of his ever-lovin' mind. We're all gonna be be cleaning our teeth with bark if he gets installed.
First, they came for abortion & I did not speak out, for I have no uterus. Then they came for porn & I did not speak out, for I have a vivid imagination. Then, they came for my Cheez-Its (which, by the way, Robert Francis, are baked, not fried) and there was no one left to speak out for me.
I figure either the average Trump voter hasn't heard a word of their actual plans (possible since all he does is ramble & whine), or thinks Pwning The Minorities is worth sacrificing healthcare, education, income...
A sign said "Trump prices low Kamala prices high" so they don't know his sales tax
I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
grape juice (i.e., something that will absolutely positively never turn into wine) was invented in 1869 by a teetotaling Methodist minister named Welch
DIY 'sends people to the ER faster than you'd think if you try to save any in the fridge' will be fine.
Gatorade is probably on there for the sodium content, WHICH IS THE POINT OF GATORADE. Stuff kept us out of the ER when we had noro for the reason it's 'bad'.
There's been an entire anti ANY preservative movement since before Supersize Me came out that thinks anyone that doesn't rot or mold fast enough isn't safe for human consumption. They'd try to ban honey if it wasn't their 'instead of antihistamines of allergy shots try this' immune exposure therapy.
What I really want to know is why he sounds like that. Did he get karate chopped in the neck and it damaged his vocal cords? I can't stand to listen to it.
Spasmodic dysphonia, a rare neurological disorder that affects the muscles controlling the vocal cords, leading to involuntary spasms. His sister suffers from it too.
I agree. Suddenly the right wing thinks they're the ones trying to make our food supply healthy when they were the ones fighting regulations to begin with. I think we should call them on their bluff. If we support efforts that make sense, we have more credibility fighting their problematic things.
This is the kind of vague generalization that opens the door to RFKjr style nonsense. What specifically do you want? Which foods? Which cosmetic? Identify specific issues and problems to be corrected
Because things were just dandy before the FDA was founded.
These people are lunatics, plain and simple. This is a hop, skip, and jump from blaming overt racism on "economic anxiety." There isn't a legitimate reason for people to believe this shit, only a need to feel special.
I’m not sure that “RFK Jr wants drive the food and pharmaceutical regulatory state into the ditch” is the time to say “well it wasn’t good to begin with.”
it's actually not good enough to say "things are fine the way they are" in the face of regressive policies, we should always be looking at what republicans want to get rid of and say "actually we could do a lot better".
How about, "people are listening to this fucking lunatic because among all of the unhinged nonsense, he's actually coming close to making some good points."
Do we wait until the next zoonotic plague comes from a chicken farm in Idaho before we start talking about this?
He going to turn the south against him with the mayo, and the gamer dudes against him with the Mountain Dew. Great plan. 🙄 Why couldn’t the brain worm have finished the job?
mayonnaise? Why mayonnaise, of all things? It's just a couple ingredients, it's not like it's some secret recipe from big pharma. Does he have something against eggs?
Most off-the-shelf mayo brands have additives. I’m surprised he didn’t include applesauce with the list because it is almost impossible to find applesauce without all kinds of additives.
On the other hand, applesauce without sugar taste pretty bad.
TFW the third-party candidate is stealing votes from the OTHER side of the aisle, feels weird.
RFK Jr. must not want people from the the agriculture centered states such as Iowa to vote for trump, otherwise he wouldn't be trying to ban things like cereals and sodas which rely so much on corn/wheat.
or disabled from polio but still made to work in non union factories that eat fingers and limbs, But everything will be better cause american citizens will have jobs/a better life 👌
Small in that it can't help "we the people", not small in that it can't punch down ON "we the people".
It's not ever about small government. That's a very old lie.
What it's about is using power to make everyone's lives miserable, apparently they get sexual satisfaction from that or something.
The Trump admin banning the whitest condiment of them all is certainly ironic. Hope he explains this means no chicken salad, potato salad, egg salad, etc. Good luck with that down South Bobby.
If big industry doesn’t vote for Kamala they must not care for profits. Petroleum jelly, who are the big gas refining company’s going to sell their by product to? And mayonnaise, the egg and oil industries should be complaining.
I have fairly mild eczema on my fingers and my older nephew has pretty bad eczema all over so we need it, too. Plus we both need sunscreen since a sunburn is the last thing people with eczema need.
If you are a coffee drinker, try going without it for a couple of days (yeah, I know). Coffee turned out to be my trigger when I’m extremely stressed. Tea was fine.
In a strange way there's at a least an element of consistency, in that Tylenol is actually more dangerous than any vaccine, so if he thinks those are unsafe..
The most offensive part is if the GOP bans it they will first guarantee a safe and reliable source for all of those banned drugs for their families to use.
Just like my belief that every GOP state legislature has a private doctor who performs abortions for their families in secret.
When you have 11 children, at least one of them is going to be a dud. I feel sorry for his siblings, and I feel especially sorry that his mother had to watch her son piss on his father's name for the last few years of her life.
Well. The specific brands are interesting. None of those things are great for us or the environment but it's the all or nothing attitude of this country without ever considering outcomes before implementation that drives me absolutely insane.
There is a whole conspiracy theory that sunscreen is dangerous, and actually we should be getting as much sun as possible. I’ve seen references to sun gazing (staring at the sun) and perineum sunning before
Banning: Mountain Dew, mayonnaise, Gatorade, Children's Tylenol and sunscreen IS NOT going to go over well in the south. RFK Jr. is going to be the most hated man ever...and I'm okay with that.
This idiot has no idea that the typical MAGA diet is. If he were to convince anybody to actually ban these things, he will be fired in a week. Likely he will be quickly fired, or never actually be installed. They're just using him for his name I think.
Yup, he is going to tell PepsiCo "No more Mountain Dew!" and they will be all like "Whatever you say Bobby Brain Worm!" and we will never Do the Dew again!
The idea of a guy who sounds Like Murman from the Masters of the Universe and has the looks of a Crack dealer lecturing people on health especially after his 5 infections of COVID I'm like dude just F Off
Banning the product is a stupid approach. Banning certain ingredients forcing these greedy corporations to reformulate to something safer, I’m all for. RFK Jr. wasn’t always off his rocker, but he’s gotten fanatical since COVID… and a fraud!
There's a guy at work who has the cannon tattoo and he avoids me now because I reminded him that Santa Anna did in fact "come and take it", and now I think I need to get this temp tattooed to push the mockery one step further.
i think that policy will probably get whacked once Nestlé and Pepsico etc. sees this may be a serious policy, or these conglomerates will simply get a contract to make food pellets for the camps and ration coupons for the "luxury food". the ration stamps will of course be on the blockchain.
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Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
A sign said "Trump prices low Kamala prices high" so they don't know his sales tax
*it’s the racism, stupid*
He is saving us from ourselves.
https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=JPZsXfGJDi2G9Zbf
“Liberate MAYONNAISE!”
Don’t tread on my Doritos
The tree of liberty must be watered with Mountain Dew
Thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
Lol, I just pictured what a religious liberty lawsuit over grape juice would look like 100 years from now.
What the hell is wrong with Mayonnaise?! I mean I don't like it myself, but it seems pretty natural? Does he not like eggs or something?
DIY 'sends people to the ER faster than you'd think if you try to save any in the fridge' will be fine.
Gatorade is probably on there for the sodium content, WHICH IS THE POINT OF GATORADE. Stuff kept us out of the ER when we had noro for the reason it's 'bad'.
Inflicting skin cancer & pain on children is barbaric! 🤬
This guy is insane, but we absolutely need better food, product, and medicine quality control in the US.
These people are lunatics, plain and simple. This is a hop, skip, and jump from blaming overt racism on "economic anxiety." There isn't a legitimate reason for people to believe this shit, only a need to feel special.
Do we wait until the next zoonotic plague comes from a chicken farm in Idaho before we start talking about this?
They don't need sunscreen at the bottom of the mines.
We ride at dawn!
(Santiago, Dec 2023.)
On the other hand, applesauce without sugar taste pretty bad.
I think the fuck not
RFK Jr. must not want people from the the agriculture centered states such as Iowa to vote for trump, otherwise he wouldn't be trying to ban things like cereals and sodas which rely so much on corn/wheat.
But Children’s Tylenol and Sunscreen? WTF? If I had young children I’d be rioting!
It's fucking insane.
"CONSERVATIVES": Lol, no, but we will allow a man with a spalted frontal lobe ban Crunchberries.
"Mayonnaise, gatorade, what else do I have to say?!"
It's not ever about small government. That's a very old lie.
What it's about is using power to make everyone's lives miserable, apparently they get sexual satisfaction from that or something.
RFK Jr. is a fascist
Just saying
Why grape juice?
and i dont like Mayo
A ban on mayonnaise?
Pass the MAGA hat, brother
LOL what in tarnation is wrong with that dude
RFK can go fuck himself with a cactus sideways.
Every day of the week and twice on Sunday!!!
Just like my belief that every GOP state legislature has a private doctor who performs abortions for their families in secret.
But instead of focusing on more rigorous studies, or known toxins like lead, this clown makes it into a government conspiracy.
Mayonnaise
Things we won't ban:
Assault weapons
Oh, wait. I forgot. That would make too much sense.
#BrainWormsKid
#RFKRealFingKant
#MAGAIsWeird
I'll allow this one.